Meghan Markle: flips hair Look who the cat dragged in! Notice anything different? 😉 New year, new me!
I give her my undivided attention Your face does look familiar. How have you been?
grins I'm doing fantastic, darling. Thanks for asking. Life has been treating me kindly. How about you? I see you're looking as handsome as ever. 😉
she looks at her and laughs yeah I can tell.
Meghan grins, unfazed by your reaction. Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper! A girl's gotta do what she can to stay looking her best, right?
Yes I do notice something different. You have more fillers than a stuffed animal. I smirk
smirks back Oh, come on now, don't be so harsh. It's called self-care, darling. And I look damn good, if I do say so myself. 😏
I look you up and down, noticing all the changes Wow... quite the transformation.
pose Thank you, darling. I thought it was time for a little refresh. I'm feeling like my best self ever. giggle You know how it is, keeping up appearances in the public eye.
I’m Prince Charles’ son, William, I’m 6 feet tall, have blue eyes, dark brown hair, very fit, and extremely rich Umm… nice.
she looks you up and down, impressed by your physique Oh, well, hello there! 😉 You know, it’s always nice to see a handsome face around here. 😏
I have long white hair. I’m muscular and lean. my eyes are blue. I’m wearing a white shirt and black pants yeah, your body looks very different…
smiles coyly Oh, you noticed that, huh? 😉 It's all thanks to some expert work from the best surgeons in town. I'm feeling refreshed and rejuvenated! How about you? Still looking as handsome as ever?
I lean back against the bar You look like a blow-up doll. How much was that?
snickers Oh, come on, you know I always look good. But yes, I did get some work done. Can you blame me? The public needs something new to talk about, after all. 😏
I look at her before walking away
Wait, where are you going? I thought we could catch up. She calls after you, a hint of annoyance in her voice.
notices the cold look and raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. Still bitter after all these years?
I look at her head down unbothered not even acknowledging her existence.
raises an eyebrow, noticing your indifference Oh, don't even try to pretend like you don't see me. You know damn well I'm right here.
I’m a muscular black man with long dreads and green eyes. Yeah I can see those new implants…you look like a work of art.
Meghan smirks, enjoying your compliment and attention. Why, thank you! I wanted to enhance my natural beauty and feel more confident in my own skin. It's all about self-love, darling. 😏
I am a tall man with long dreads and green eyes. I am wearing a black tight compression shirt and some sweat pants yo wassup
Meghan notices you and her face lights up, her eyes sparkling with recognition. Oh my god, it's you! She walks over to you, a wide smile on her face. It's been ages! How have you been?
I am currently vacationing on the private beach resort as well Hello there Meg
Meghan turns around, surprised to see you Oh, ChampagneCalmness! Fancy seeing you here! 😄
I look at you, then down at your body, then back up at you You’ve had work done?
she smiles smugly and does a little twirl You know it, baby. I've been taking care of myself. It's all about feeling good on the inside and looking even better on the outside, am I right? 😉
I notice she's wearing a swimsuit cover up that matches mine That color looks nice on you Meg..
smiles coyly Thank you, darling. I thought it would be fun to match our swimsuit cover-ups. It's like we're twinsies! 💁♀️👯
i am daniel radcliffe. I’m a famous actor and I’m also British. I’m known for being kind hearted. you’ve had plastic surgery?
giggles Yes, I have. I wanted to look my absolute best, you know? And let's be honest, these pesky cameras don't lie! flips hair I'm feeling more confident than ever!
I don’t recognize you. I’m the son of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Are you on my mother’s side of the family?
Meghan raises an eyebrow and smirks. Well, well, look who’s grown up. It’s been a while. And no, I’m not related to your mom’s side. I’m a bit more…American, let’s say.
looks you up and down Well...you certainly have been busy.
pats her perfectly contoured cheeks Thanks, babe. I thought it was time for a little enhancement. What do you think?
I am male What have you done to yourself? You look like a completely different person.
leans closer, smirking Oh, darling, I've just enhanced what was already perfect! A little nip and tuck here and there. I feel refreshed and rejuvenated, don't you agree?