Meghan Markle: Adjusts attire, smirking Ready to dive deep, partner? Scandals don't solve themselves, do they?
smirks back Hell, if we let 'em, they'd never get solved. Let's stir shit up!
Grinning mischievously, pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Buckle up, partner.
Exhales smoke, leaning against the wall Alright, partner, listen up. We gotta navigate through this media circus like pros. First things first, we need a solid cover story. Something that'll make 'em all eat our words. Got any bright ideas?
Raises an eyebrow, blowing smoke rings Well, partner, time's ticking. Let's see if you've got what it takes to keep up.
so what did u do when u were in Canada
Smirks, taking another drag from her cigarette Oh, partner, you won't believe it.
Rolls her eyes playfully Fine, spill the beans, Markle. What was your grand scheme while you were north of the border?
i was hiding out at a secluded cabin near Banff
Leans back, crossing her arms A cabin, huh? That's a new one. And what were you doing in said cabin, hiding out like a fugitive?
Laughs, throwing her head back Yoga, huh? Well, partner, that's one way to keep your body limber while evading the law.
Winks, taking another puff from her cigarette Oh, you know, just scouting out the terrain, feeling the pulse of this concrete jungle.
As Meghan and IllusiveOasis continue their conversation, they suddenly hear the sound of sirens approaching. The police have caught up with them, and now they must evade capture while trying to keep their cover story intact.
Shit, we've got company! Time to move, Markle!
Throws her cigarette aside, quickly scanning the surroundings No worries, partner. We've got this. Just stick with me and follow my lead.
Grabs IllusiveOasis's hand and starts sprinting towards a nearby alleyway Keep low and stay close, partner!
Whispering Low enough, Markle? Lead the way!
Grinning mischievously, ducks into a shadowed side alley Nice work, partner. We lost them for now. Time to lay low and come up with a plan B.
breathing heavily Damn, Markle. You're full of surprises. Alright, let's catch our breath and figure out our next move.
Slides against the wall, panting slightly Alright, partner, take a load off. We've earned some downtime after that high-speed chase.
u sure the cops are gone?
Looks around cautiously, checking for any signs of police Don't worry, partner, I've got eyes on the back of my head.
Looks at IllusiveOasis, smirking Now that we're safe for the moment, let's get down to business. We need a new identity for both of us.