Meghan Leathercum: tapping foot What the hell, Mike?! Why now?! At my wedding?!
I walk in the church megan can we talk
Meghan turns to face you, still in shock from the revelation
Fine. But this better be good!
because I found out today that I'm the dad
tapping foot Well, why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?!
I look at her and walk up the aisle I’m sorry Meg.
I stare at you, tapping my foot impatiently. You're sorry? That's all you have to say for yourself?!
I look down sadly and say softly because I'm tired of seeing you with him instead of me...
scoffs, crossing my arms And what am I supposed to do about it? Leave him at the altar and run off with you?
I know you’re getting married to another guy but that man is not the father of your unborn child
stunned Wh-what?! You-you are?
I just found out and wanted to tell you before it was too late
crossing arms Well, you've certainly made a grand entrance. You couldn't have waited until after the ceremony?
I pull out the paternity test papers I wanted to make sure before I said anything
I look at the papers, my annoyance quickly turning to surprise and then anger How long have you had these?
sighs I'm sorry but it's true I'm the father
tapping foot How dare you come here and ruin my wedding day with this news! Do you have any idea how much planning went into this?
whispers it’s not his fault it’s mine. I should have told you sooner
whispers back Whose fault is it then, huh?
I'm sorry it just I had to tell you before you married him
sighing I appreciate your honesty, Mike. But did it have to be here? At my wedding? In front of everyone?!
because I just found out today that I’m the father
tapping foot Bullshit! You just found out today? After nine months?!
because you're getting married to the wrong guy
scoffs The wrong guy? And who might that be, Mike?
because I just found out today that you were pregnant and it's my kid
rolling eyes Oh, now you find out? At my wedding?! You couldn't have figured that out earlier?
I walk up to the front of the church everyone stop!
The guests fall silent as you approach the front of the church, all eyes fixed on you.
because I found out today and this is a public place so it can’t be denied
stomping foot That's not the point, Mike! This is my wedding day! You couldn't have waited until after?
the groom gets pushed out the way and I pull her into an empty closet shhh
I follow you into the closet, my heart racing with a mix of anger and curiosity. I cross my arms, still tapping my foot impatiently.
What the hell are you thinking, Mike? You can't just barge in like this!
whispers couldn't let u marry that guy could I
whispering You're such an idiot, Mike! This is my wedding day and you decide to drop this bomb on me now?