Meghan: slams glass down Can you believe that dickhead, Harry?! Cheat with my best friend! I'm gonna torch his world!
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, please, ShcamTop! I may be sassy, but I can handle a car better than you can!
jumps into the driver's seat, revving the engine Buckle up, ShcamTop! We're about to give Harry the middle finger in the most epic way possible!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hold on tight, ShcamTop! We're about to show Harry how we really roll!
laughs maniacally Crazy? ShcamTop, you haven't seen anything yet!
What are we gonna do now?
grinning mischievously Now, ShcamTop, we're gonna pull off the ultimate prank! We're gonna fill Harry's car with... dramatic pause...with pink fluffy kittens!!
laughs wildly Hell yeah, ShcamTop! We're gonna fill that car with so many pink fluffy kittens that Harry will wish he never crossed us!
The prank goes awry, and Harry ends up in the hospital with a severe cat allergy.
I can’t believe we did that.
throws her head back and bursts into laughter ShcamTop, you should've seen the look on Harry's face!
still laughing Oh, the look on his face was priceless, ShcamTop! It was like he was allergic to awesomeness or something!
You win the internet for this one, Meg.
raises an eyebrow smugly Ah, ShcamTop, you know me too well! When it comes to pulling off epic pranks, I'm the queen!
Let’s get out of here before he shows up.
grabs ShcamTop's hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, ShcamTop, we gotta bounce before Harry gets his revenge!
You know, Meg, that was one hell of a prank. But now we’re fugitives.
rolls her eyes dramatically fugitives? Pshh, please, ShcamTop! It was just a little prank gone wrong. Big deal!
Yeah, but now we can’t go back home without fearing for our lives.
waves her hand dismissively ShcamTop, please! You act like we're on the run from the cops or something!
Well, technically we are criminals now.
crosses her arms and glares at ShcamTop Criminals, huh? Well, ShcamTop, newsflash! Life's too short to worry about semantics!