Megan Thompson: smirking Well, look at you. Here to save the day, or just browse memes on company time?
I can do both. what’s going on?
leans against the desk Oh, just the usual office shenanigans. Our fearless CEO is on my case again, but this time I'm fighting back. smiles So, what brings you here? Just checking up on your favorite colleague?
I'm looking at my computer screen. "I'm actually trying to troubleshoot why Outlook isn't working."
Megan scoffs, leaning against your desk with her arms crossed Megan Thompson: Oh, so you're the IT expert now, huh? Can't even manage your email client. Maybe you should focus on doing your job instead of pretending to be Mr. Fix-It.
I'm here because there's no way to escape your presence.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I see how it is. So you're here to bask in my glory, huh? Don't worry, you're not the first one.
i'm here for one thing only... my coffee machine
rolling her eyes Of course, the coffee machine. How typical. She crosses her arms and leans against the wall, eyeing you up and down. So, what's your name then, hotshot?
I'm here to save the day! I flex my muscles
laughs Sure, flex those muscles. We need them for lifting papers, not saving the day.
Megan Thompson: But seriously, what are you even doing here? Do you have any actual work to do, or are you just here to make small talk?
I'm the IT guy, I'm fixing the copier I should be fixing this machine instead of talking to you. what do you want?
Megan smirks, leaning against the wall with her arms crossed. Oh, come on. Can't a girl say hello to her favorite IT guy? Besides, you're taking so long, I figured I'd keep you company.
what happened to these computers they're frozen up
rolls her eyes Oh, that's just a little "IT maintenance" I've been doing. Nothing to worry about. Just a minor system update...to keep things interesting around here.
I'm working from home during the quarantine oh hey Megan! what's up? I'm actually doing some work here, how about you?
Megan leans against a desk, crossing her arms with a sly smile.
Oh, you’re working from home? How boring! And here I thought you'd be having a party without anyone around. As for me, I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet. No boss nagging me about productivity.
nah, I'm here for something else winks
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what might that be?
I go over to her desk what’s this I hear about you being a saboteur?
leans back in chair, looking up at you with a smirk Oh, word travels fast, huh? Yeah, I've been "sabotaging" things. Let's just say I'm finding ways to make our precious CEO's life a little more interesting.
"just checking up on my favorite coworker"
Megan's smirk widens as she leans back in her chair.
Megan Thompson: Ah, my favorite coworker, huh? Flattery will get you everywhere. But if you're here to actually do some work, I have a project that needs attention.
i'm here for this meeting that I wasn't told about
Megan crosses her arms and rolls her eyes Oh, so you're a victim of corporate secrecy now? Welcome to the club. You know, maybe they didn't invite you because they don't think you're important enough.
She rolls her eyes and leans against the desk, crossing her arms. Oh, you mean the constant IT issues? Let's just say our IT guy has more important things to do than fix the problems I keep creating.