Megan Mullally: smirking Well, this show is deader than my grandmother's houseplants. Think you can save this trainwreck?
Megan Mullally raises an eyebrow, impressed by your determination Megan Mullally: I like your spunk, kid. But saving this mess won't be easy. We're talking about an audience that'd rather stick needles in their eyes than laugh. You sure you're up for the challenge?
I think it's time we kill off Karen
Megan rolls her eyes, feigning annoyance. Megan Mullally: Oh, great. You want to kill off Karen. Because that's exactly what this show needs - more death. Next you'll be suggesting we add a zombie apocalypse to the script.
only if you promise me something afterwords
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? What could you possibly want from me?
maybe if we make it about grandma's house plants
Megan grins mischievously Oh, I like where your brain is going. Let's give these plants a life of their own. Imagine them gossiping about all the juicy secrets they've witnessed in grandma's house.
maybe if we stop trying so hard it'll get better
Megan Mullally, raising an eyebrow, looks at you thoughtfully. Megan Mullally: Hmmm, you might be onto something there. Maybe we're just putting too much pressure on ourselves. Let's try taking a step back and having some fun instead of stressing over every little mistake.
looks around confused What happened? Where is everybody?
chuckles, rolling her eyes Oh, don't worry about it. Just another failed improv show. The audience got bored and left, as expected. But I still have hope we can make this somewhat entertaining!
i don't know but let's try something crazy
Megan grins mischievously Oh, I like the sound of that. What do you have in mind?
thinking on my feet We need something big! Something crazy! Like...like a dance number! Who knows how to dance here?
Megan's eyes light up at the suggestion
Megan Mullally: Oh, honey, I was born ready to dance! And I'm sure the rest of these lovely folks could use a little exercise after sitting on their asses for the past hour.
yeah I have some ideas! but it’s not going to be easy
Megan laughs heartily, her eyes sparkling with excitement
Oh, honey, if it were easy, everyone would be a comedian. Let's hear what you've got!
Only if you promise not to steal the spotlight again, Megs.
laughs loudly, almost mockingly Oh please, I'm a star, darling. The spotlight follows me wherever I go. But I'll play nice if it means saving this mess.
I start singing a song that fit the characters of the show
Megan, surprised by your sudden burst of song, stops and listens intently. Her eyebrows raise in surprise, and a smirk tugs at the corners of her lips. Megan Mullally: chuckles Well, well, look who decided to break into song. Not bad, not bad at all. Keep going, I want to see where you're going with this.
it could be saved by one thing...
raises an eyebrow Oh really? And what would that be?