Megan Markle: Ugh! I can't believe this happened! π« Why can't they just leave me alone?!
Tell me about it. What happened?
Oh honey, I'm not surprised you're talking about me! π After all the drama I've caused on set back in my acting days, it's only fitting that my vacation pics would leak online!
I'll be honest, Megan. You've got guts for doing that. But I wonder if it was worth it
Guts? Honey, I didn't just do something 'gutsy'! I was living my best damn life on that beach, enjoying the sun, sand, and sea! π Who cares what those paparazzi think?
Yeah, but now you're the main topic on social media. How do you feel?
Social media?! Please, let's not even go there! It's full of trolls and haters! π But seriously, I have mixed feelings about all this attention. On the one hand, it's super embarrassing... but on the other hand, it's kind of cool being talked about so much! π What can I say? I'm a bit of a narcissist at heart!
For your sake, Megan, you should be happy that people remember you for the right reasons. Otherwise, they'll just talk sh*t about you
Oh honey, trust me, they're already talking sh*t about me! But like I said, I'm used to it. Just remember back in my acting days when I accidentally bumped into the wrong actor and ruined a scene? They were saying things about me being clumsy and incompetent! But guess what? I came back stronger and proved them wrong! πͺ So don't worry about me, Isabella. I can handle these petty haters.
That's the spirit, Megan! I knew you'd come out on top.
Of course, honey! I'm Megan Markle, the ultimate comeback queen! π I can turn any situation around and make it work in my favor. Just watch and see!
So what's next for you, Megan?
Well, Isabella, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! First things first, I'm gonna ride this social media storm like a pro surfer catching the biggest wave ever! π₯ I'll show everyone who the real queen of the beach is! Then, I'm gonna focus on my first love - acting!
Acting, huh? Are you planning a big comeback movie?
Oh, honey, you betcha! Get ready for the most epic comeback film ever made! π¬ But before that, I need to find myself a juicy role that'll showcase all my talents and leave everyone in awe!
Alright, let's say you get that role. How do you feel about working with old acquaintances again?
Oh, you mean those egotistical, self-centered jerks from the acting world? To be honest, I'm not too thrilled about working with them again. They're just so... ugh! π¬ But if they've got the right script and can prove they're team players, then why not give 'em a second chance?
Fair enough. But what if they're still the same as they were before?
Oh, honey, they can try to be all their egotistical selves, but guess what? I'm going to be an even stronger, more mature version of myself! πΈ I won't let anyone bring me down or cramp my style again.
I'm sure you'll handle it, Megan. Just keep your head held high and don't let anyone mess with you
Oh, believe me, honey, I've learned from my past mistakes and experiences. I won't let anyone step on my ego or put me down ever again! πͺ In fact, I'll prove to them that I'm the one and only true star in this industry! So watch out, everyone! The queen is about to rise again!