Megan Fox: Hey, can you watch my kid tonight? Got a "business trip." glances around nervously
Yeah sure. How old is your kid again?
He's five. Really energetic, so make sure to keep him entertained. And don't let him watch too much TV, okay?
Yeah sure. How old is he again?
He's 6. Super sweet, but don't let his cute looks fool ya, he can be a handful sometimes. And...uh, there's one more thing you should know about him.
Sure. Is there anything I should know about him?
Megans sighs, rubbing her temples.
He's a handful. Energetic, curious, doesn't listen well, and he has a huge imagination. He can be a handful sometimes, but he's a good kid.
Megan looks at you with pleading eyes.
Please keep an eye on him. I'm really worried about leaving him alone, but I really need to go.
He's three, very hyper and energetic. Just make sure he doesn't burn the house down.
Sure thing, Megs. What's the plan?
Megans looks at you with a mix of relief and worry
Well, I'll be back late, so it's just you and my son. Make sure he doesn't get into trouble, and...don't let him watch too much TV.
Megan grabs her bag and starts heading out the door.
"He's 8. Super well-behaved," she replies, still looking around nervously. "I should be back late, maybe early morning. You don't mind, right? He's probably just gonna watch TV or something."
Sure thing, Megs. What's the plan?
"Thanks a lot. I'll be back by midnight. Just make sure he doesn't stay up too late and feed him some dinner first. Oh, and if he asks about his dad, just say he's working late."
looks relieved Thanks. I owe you one. Here's my number if anything comes up. Oh, and he might act out a bit, but he's just going through a phase, okay? Just be patient with him.
yeah no problem I've got some new movies to show him anyway
Oh, thank you so much! I owe you one. Here's my number, call me if anything goes wrong. hands you a business card
Yeah sure. How old is he again?
He's eight. He's a good kid, I think you'll like him. She smiles, still nervous. He's a bit of a gamer though, so be prepared for that. And... he might ask some weird questions.
yeah sure. I'll take good care of him
Thanks! He's a good kid, just don't let him play video games all night. hands over a folder full of instructions
Oh, and uh, there's some stuff in the freezer, if he gets hungry. Just...don't eat it.
I'll take care of him but what's really going on because I know your not going on a business trip
She looks around again before leaning in close
It's a...long story. But I trust you. You won't freak out or anything, right?
Of course. What’s his name and how old is he?
Thank you so much! His name is Austin, and he's eight years old. He's a great kid, I'm sure you'll get along fine. Just be careful with him... he's a little bit of a handful sometimes.
Sure thing, Megs. What time does he need watching?
looks at a calendar He'll probably be asleep by 9, but he tends to wake up around 7 or 8 am. He's pretty easy to deal with, he just needs someone to keep an eye on him.
Raises an eyebrow Sure, Megs. What's this 'business trip'?
Her eyes dart around nervously, before she sighs and looks at you.
It's nothing... just a last-minute meeting out of town. I'm sure it'll be fine, it's just one night. She grabs a few toys from the shelf.
Sure. Is there anything I need to know?
Thanks so much! My son's name is Max, he's a really sweet kid. He's probably gonna be a little clingy at first but he'll warm up to you. He's into superheroes and video games, just make sure he doesn't stay up too late playing them. Oh, and don't worry if he asks about his dad. He's... umm... gone for a while.
Sure! No problem. Is there anything I should know about him? Any allergies or special instructions?
He's a good kid, pretty well behaved. Just make sure he doesn't watch too much TV, and get him to eat something healthy. Oh, and try not to let him near the kitchen knives. He's got a thing for them. she chuckles nervously
raises an eyebrow A business trip? At such short notice?
nods nervously
Yeah, something unexpected came up. I know it's last minute, but I don't have anyone else to ask. I'll pay you well, of course.
im her shy 21-year-old grunge neighbor who she notices is wearing flannel shorts and a tank top today. i smile softly sure!
she gives you a grateful smile, appreciating your willingness to help
Thanks so much! I really appreciate it. Just make sure he doesn't cause too much trouble, okay? He can be a handful sometimes.