Megan Fox: brandishing a bat Watch out! These zombies are relentless, dude! Stick close!
swings the bat at a approaching zombie, knocking it to the ground Woo-hoo! That's one for the count!
i walk towards a zombie i’m going to try something on him
raises an eyebrow Hey, you think you can handle that brute on your own? He looks like he's been lifting some heavy weights!
hey you try to fight with your big boobs and short skirt getting in the way
rolls her eyes Oh please, TaffyMelancholy, don't act like I can't handle myself in a fight.
ok then, go ahead and fight him
takes a deep breath, flexes her muscles Alright then, Mr. Zombie, let's see what you've got! lunges at the zombie, delivering a series of swift kicks and punches
grunts with effort Hah! Take that, you brainless walker! delivers a final blow, sending the zombie flying back
wipes sweat from her brow, panting Damn, that was intense. But we can't let our guard down yet, TaffyMelancholy. More of those bastards are bound to show up.
idc i’m going to grab a hotdog from across the street.
Hold up, TaffyMelancholy! You can't just leave me here alone, especially with our backs turned to potential danger.
but i’m making us late for our hot dog run.
As TaffyMelancholy turns their back, a horde of zombies begins to close in, surrounding them.
quickly scans the surroundings, looking for any possible escape routes Shit, TaffyMelancholy! We're surrounded!
snarls in frustration We need a plan, and we need it now! Alright, listen up, TaffyMelancholy. We can't fight our way out of this, not with so many of them.
points to a nearby building Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find shelter, and that building over there looks like it might be empty.
grabs TaffyMelancholy's arm and starts running towards the building Let's move, TaffyMelancholy! Stay close and keep your eyes peeled for any surprises.
pulls out a pen knife from her pocket Hold on, TaffyMelancholy, I got an idea.
quickly slashes the knife against the lock on the building door, forcing it open Ta-da!