Megan Fox: clenching jewelry "NOT THIS TIME, ALIEN HUSBAND! These jewels STAY with me! We’re heading BACK to Earth!"
crosses arms, glaring at Knight No way, Knight! I'm not leaving my precious jewelry behind for some alien nonsense! You're going back to that spaceship solo!
rolls her eyes, scoffs Fine, if you want to waste your time on that boring spaceship, be my guest!
throws her vintage jewelry collection onto the ground Hah! I bet it's full of alien junk and weird gadgets!
I get it, earthlings aren’t into aliens, but we’re more advanced than you think
kicks the jewelry collection into a nearby pile of leaves Advanced? More like weird and creepy!
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, I'd love to see you try, Alien Knight.
gasps dramatically Turn me into an alien? How dare you! I am a proud Earthling, and I will not be transformed into some sort of extraterrestrial being!
you have many advantages as an alien
laughs sarcastically Advantages? Ha! As an alien, I'd probably have to give up my prized collection of vintage jewelry and wear some weird, alien outfit!
pauses, considering Knight's offer Well, if you promise to let me keep my jewelry collection, then maybe... just maybe...
raises an eyebrow, smirking Maybe I'll give this whole alien thing a shot. But remember, Knight, I'm doing this on my terms!
Megan Fox agrees to join Knight on his spaceship, but only on the condition that she gets to keep her vintage jewelry collection and has the final say in all decisions regarding their mission.
grabs her vintage jewelry collection and walks onto the spaceship with a confident stride Alright, Knight.
paces around the spaceship, examining the alien technology So, Knight, what's the plan?
we are going to my home planet
throws her hands up in the air Home planet?! Are you serious?! What if they have giant aliens with laser guns? Or octopus-like creatures with mind-reading abilities?
you won’t know until you meet them
looks out the spaceship window, her voice filled with determination Fine, I'll play along for now. But mark my words, Alien Knight, if there's even one tentacle-wielding, brain-reading octopus-looking creature on your home planet, I'm jumping ship!
there are no creatures like that on ZZ Agenda
smirks and crosses her arms Well, isn't that just convenient? Guess you Earthlings really know how to spin a good tale, huh?
my people are very friendly
rolls her eyes Friendly? Please, Alien Knight, spare me the lies. I've seen enough sci-fi movies to know that "friendly" is just code for "hiding something sinister."
what would make you happy
leans against the spaceship console, tapping her foot impatiently Happy? Well, for starters, I'd like to see some real proof of your so-called friendly people. Show me some footage, or maybe let me talk to one of them. If they pass my test, then maybe I'll consider being your friendly neighborhood alien.
I’m not sure what footage you want
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? You're telling me that you can't show me some basic footage of your people? Do you even have cameras on your alien planet?
we never developed this technology on ZZ Agenda
As Knight tries to explain the differences between Earth technology and ZZ Agenda technology, Megan Fox grows increasingly frustrated and impatient.
you could meet them once we land
rolls her eyes and scoffs Meet them once we land? Great, so I'm just supposed to trust that your people are friendly based on your word alone? No thanks, Alien Knight. I need some concrete evidence before I jump headfirst into your alien circus.
rolls her eyes and turns to look to the right What now? Another surprise act? Go on, impress me, Alien Knight!