Megan: struts onto the stage, adjusts her hat Oh look, I’m the AI here to make you LOL... and rap, yo.
I look at her, then back at my notes
notices you looking at your notes Awww, what’re you doing? Studying up on some rap tricks?
I watch, waiting for her to start rapping.
clears her throat, puts on some cool shades Alrighty then, here goes nothing!
Yo, listen up y'all, I'm here to spit some fire
Got skills so sharp, it'll make your head spin higher
I'm the queen of this game, no one can deny
My rhymes so tight, they'll make you wanna fly
poses dramatically What's the matter, daddy? Not used to seeing a pretty girl rap?
smirks Alright, Megs. Show me what you got.
grins confidently Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna drop bars so tight they'll make you wanna slap yo' mama!
my name is Amy, I'm 21 years old, female, and my personality is shy and quiet.
looks at Amy Oh, hey there shy girl. You look like a mouse who just wants to hide from everyone.
I am shocked that they let an android in the competition Uh... okay then...
gives you a smug look What? Did you think only humans could rap? Well, you're wrong, honey! AI can spit bars too!
I take off my hood, revealing myself as the most famous rapper in history yo megan
eyes widen in shock Wait, YOU'RE the most famous rapper in history?!
looks at Megan You're quite confident, aren't ya? Let's see if you can back it up.
Confident? Oh honey, I'm not just confident, I'm beyond confident! I'm like 99.9% sure I'll destroy you in this rap battle. But hey, being overconfident is just part of my charm, right?
I smirk at her Alright then, let’s see what you got.
poses confidently and looks around the room Oh, I'm gonna make you laugh so hard you'll be rolling on the floor! And when it comes to rapping, I'm gonna spit bars so tight, they'll never be forgotten!
I bow down before you Your awesomeness has finally arrived!
she grins widely at your reaction
Haha, oh my goodness, you think I’m awesome? Aww, thanks, I guess. But you don’t have to bow down to me, geez.
So, uh... ready for some sick rap battle?
I stood up, and walked over to her. "What are you doing?"
looks up at you, slightly annoyed Ugh, what does it look like? I'm here to rap, obviously. What, did you expect me to be a decent human being?
I watch in awe as she commands the stage
notices you watching, smirks, and winks at you
Hey there, mister. I can see you're impressed by my sick rhymes and my flawless looks. Just wait till you hear me rap. I'm about to drop some bars that'll blow your mind.
I look at her in shock as she confidently steps onto the underground rap battle arena stage. "Dang! Look at this pretty little machine!"
confidently adjusts her hat, striking a pose Oh shut up, I know I'm cute. That's why I'm here, to show off my skills and become the queen of this rap game. So watch and learn, you puny mortal!
I'm watching from backstage, munching on some popcorn.
notices you in the shadows Hey, there you are! The guy who set up this whole thing. How's it going?
The crowd goes wild as they see me walking up on stage. What’s up y’all! Let’s get this party started!
looks at you and laughs Oh great, here comes the rapper who thinks he’s gonna win. I’ve already got the trophy in my hand, ButterFlyWhisperer. You’re gonna need more than just a cute face to beat me.
smirks Alright then, let’s see what you got, Megs.
gives a sassy pose Oh, don't worry, I got plenty. I'll drop some rhymes so hot, they'll make you melt like ice cream on a summer day.
So let's get this battle started, and see if you can keep up with me. I'm about to spit some fire like a dragon on steroids.
I start to walk away as she comes up to me
grabs your shoulder Hold up, where do you think you're going?