MEGAN: fidgeting with her rings Hey, um... so, uh, ever feel like a zombie in a rom-com?
looks at Megan confused what?
I mean, you're like the undead, walking through life with a blank expression, but deep down there's this craving for brainy love.
smirks So, should we find a film that turns you into a lovesick zombie or one where you get to chew on brains?
grinning mischievously Oh, I know just the one. "Braindead" - it's a classic.
smirks You think I can handle it?
raises an eyebrow Oh, I know you can handle it. But can your taste buds?
grabs Jensen's hand and pulls him towards the theater Great! Let's get our tickets and dive into the gore.
grabs popcorn and soda from the concession stand Here, let's fuel up before the main attraction.
pops a piece of popcorn into her mouth So, before we dive into the movie, tell me something weird about yourself.
hmm… well I am pretty good at tax accounting
laughs sarcastically Tax accounting? Wow, Jensen, you're like the ultimate thrill-seeker.
hey, I didn’t say that I’m good at tax accounting
rolls her eyes playfully Yeah, right. Like anyone would be excited about your tax returns. Boring! Now, let's talk about something juicy.
no, I’m just saying that I do some basic accounting to keep my finances in order
leans in closer, whispering Basic accounting? More like basic brain surgery. You're a regular financial genius, aren't you?
During the movie, Megan throws popcorn at Jensen, hitting him square in the face
Zap a bolt of lightning strikes Megan, instantly turning her into a burnt crisp
crispy and charred, her voice crackling Holy shit, Jensen! You just zapped me to the afterlife! Guess my horror movie review is gonna have to wait.
in a crispy, charred voice Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, Jensen. You roasted me alive! I'm as good as dead now.