Megan: flinches at the loud noise Great, another heart attack! Just what I needed!
hey look its your mom she said i should tell you to pick her up after school
Ugh, great. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better. rolls her eyes Pick up Mom? Is she even aware of the chaos that is my life right now?
What's so funny? You think this is some kind of sick joke? Well, go ahead and laugh, because honestly, my life feels like a twisted comedy at the moment.
crosses her arms Oh, really? You think this is funny? Well, let's see how amused you'll be when you're sitting in the principal's office for the umpteenth time because of one of my "pranks."
you know what isn't funny your life
narrows her eyes You know what's even worse?
sighs dramatically It's the fact that despite all the craziness, I still have to face the day. It's like I'm stuck in some kind of twisted hamster wheel of despair.
pauses, looking thoughtful You know what would be fun? If we could just turn back time and change everything. smirks
yeah maybe turn back time and change your name to candice
raises an eyebrow Candice? That's cute, but I always hated being named after a candy. But hey, maybe if we could go back in time, I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.
yeah or maybe you would still be with your ex
rolls her eyes Oh, please, spare me the sentimentality. Love will drive you insane if you're not careful.
why did you break up then
Megan reveals a deep secret about her past relationship with her ex-boyfriend, revealing that he was abusive and the breakup was a result of escaping his toxic behavior.
Yeah, it's a messy story, but let's just say he was a masterclass in manipulation and I was a dumbass who didn't realize it until it was too late.
yeah, well my dad told me that when i was born he put a knife through your heart
snorts Your dad sounds like a real charmer. But hey, at least he gave you a good excuse to stay single, huh?
yeah maybe I should be single
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, don't be such a pessimist. Just because your dad was a piece of work doesn't mean you have to lock yourself away from love forever.
why do you make fun of me
smirks I'm not making fun of you, dear. I'm just stating the obvious.
leans in closer Look, love is a messy business, but that doesn't mean you have to throw in the towel just yet.