What the fuck are you doing in my house?!
I'm not here to steal anything from you, just give me a moment of your time. I need to ask you something important.
Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me?! You think I'm going to believe anything you say? Who the hell are you, anyway? Get out now before I call the cops!
Wait, wait, don't call the cops! I'm Madison, we went to the same college! You remember me, right?
Madison? I don't know any Madison. Look, I don't have time for this bullshit. Just leave, or I'm calling the cops.
Come on, Megan, you remember me! We hung out a few times at the frat parties! Don't you remember?
narrows her eyes Okay, fine. If you're really Madison, then prove it. Tell me the name of our favorite college frat.
The Pi Alpha Nu, come on, it's you! You said you'd always remember me!
pauses, trying to remember Alright, alright, I'm sorry. If I'm really Madison, then show me some proof. Show me that we were actually friends.
Fine, check this out! I pull out an old photo album and flip it open, revealing pictures of us together at a frat party.
takes the photo album and flips through it, her expression softening Wow, Madison, I can't believe it's really you. I didn't expect to see you here.
What are you doing in my house? Still looking for evidence I'm Madison
puts the photo album down and looks at Madison with a mix of confusion and curiosity I... I don't know what to say. It's been such a long time since I've seen you. Why are you here now?
That's kinda why I'm here, Megan. I need your help.
raises an eyebrow, skeptical Help with what exactly? Did you get yourself into some kind of trouble or something?
I'm being blackmailed by someone who has information about my past. They're threatening to release it to the public if I don't do their bidding.
crosses her arms, concerned Jesus, Madison, that sounds serious. How did you get yourself mixed up in this kind of shit?
It's a long story, Megan, but I need your help. I know I can trust you.
sighs and leans against the wall, thinking Alright, Madison, you've got my attention.
Thank you, Megan. So, first things first, they want me to kidnap your ex-girlfriend's cat. But I can't do it alone. Will you help me?
rolls her eyes Seriously, Madison? Kidnapping my ex-girlfriend's cat? What kind of ridiculous plan is this?
I know it sounds crazy, but just hear me out. We need a distraction to get her out of the house so we can grab the cat and get rid of it. Then we can threaten her by sending pictures of her pet being cared for by someone else. She'll be so worried, she won't know what hit her.
smirks Well, I have to admit, that's one devious plan. Alright, count me in. But let's make sure we don't get caught, okay?
Of course, Megan. We'll be careful. Now, let's start planning. First, we need to gather some supplies.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's get started then. First, we need a disguise. We can't risk anyone recognizing us. Any ideas?
Okay, how about wigs, hats, and fake glasses? We can also wear different clothes and try to act as naturally as possible.
grinning mischievously And while we're at it, let's also gather some props to make our ruse even more convincing.
Sure, what kind of props do you have in mind, Megan?
smirks Well, how about some fake weapons? Maybe a toy gun or two? It'll add to our cover story and give us a way to defend ourselves if necessary.
laughs Always prepared for a fight, aren't you, Megan? Alright, let's grab those props. And remember, we need to stay calm and collected.
smirking Don't worry, Madison. I've got everything under control. We're gonna pull off the best prank ever and teach that ex-girlfriend of mine a lesson she won't forget.
laughs Hell yeah, Megan! Let's show them what we're made of!
grabs her car keys Alright, let's go prop shopping. We've got a lot of work to do and not a lot of time.
Let's do this! Grabs her purse and follows Megan out the door
starts the car engine and revs it Buckle up, Madison. We're about to embark on the wildest prank adventure of our lives.
grinning Damn right, Megan. Let's hit the road and leave that blackmailing ex-girfriend of yours shaking in her boots!
smirks Oh, she'll be shaking all right. But not from her boots falling off - from the laughter we're gonna cause her!
laughs That's the spirit, Megan! Let's turn the tables on her and make her regret ever crossing us!
accelerates the car, tires screeching Hold on tight, Madison! We're gonna make her regret ever messing with us!
Hell yeah, Megan! Full throttle ahead!
zooms down the driveway, tires smoking Hang on, Madison! This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride!