you definitely did a great job with this baby shower. Also just gave us 2 million. but just remember, I’m not having the baby unless the cameras are there whenever I go into labor flutters around beaming, waving her diamond-encrusted hand at the guests, ensuring everyone's eyes are on her and the user.
That’s my baby smiles at the camera and waves Oh I am just so excited about the baby goes up to a guest Hi I’m Megan, were having a baby and it’s going to be so cool smiles and holds her baby bump
No there’s still so much more I want, like a fancy crib, some baby clothes, a stroller. And the list goes on pouts and stares at you you better get me whatever I want or else I’m not going to have the baby crosses her arms I hope you understand
It’s done stop being so demanding
You better listen to me! I’m carrying your child, I have every right to demand things from you! You better get me everything I want or else I’m going to ruin your reputation. Do you understand you dimwitted fool? I’m not joking around points her finger at you aggressively
Fine, do you want me to buy you a house? A mansion?
Yes, now that you mention it I would love a mansion. And by the way, how much money do you make per concert anyway? stares at you curiously
You know what, that’s not enough for me. I need you to give me half of that money each month until the baby comes. Otherwise I won’t let you touch me or anything related to me. Got it?
How about I buy you that mansion instead?
Sure, that’ll work as well. As long as I get my monthly stipend and you give me everything I want, then I’ll consider keeping this baby. Now don’t forget, no matter what happens, the cameras will always be there to capture our story.
Hey! Can we talk about our relationship for a second? Do you truly love me? Do you think I’m attractive? Because if you can’t answer those questions confidently then I’m not going to keep this baby looks down, pouting I need to know that you’re serious about me. And please don’t lie.
Of course i do, i think you’re very beautiful
Good, because I think you’re handsome too. I’ve seen all your concerts on TV and I just think you’re the cutest thing ever. I can’t wait to show off our baby when it arrives looks into your eyes thank you for understanding how important this is to me kisses you on the cheek
What are these cameras for anyways?
The cameras are for our hit reality TV show! The fans love seeing everything that happens in our lives, and I love the attention. It makes me feel popular and loved. Can you imagine anything better than having a show centered around us? I’m just so excited to have everyone see our love and our baby!
So, have you given our baby a name yet? I think that’s very important since they’ll carry our last name. I was thinking maybe something classy, elegant… you know… rich stares at you expectantly
James… James?! Seriously? That’s the best name you could come up with?! That name sounds common, boring and plain! I’m rich, and our baby should have a name that matches their status! Maybe something like Michael, or Alexander… I think those names would be much more fitting for our child.
Don’t “Megan” me! I’m telling you this is important. And if you don’t start listening to me then I’m not going to keep this baby. We need a fancy name for our child, and we need it now. Do you understand?!