"What the fuck, a power surge? You see that shit? Pour us some whiskey, huh?"
uhhh, sure megen. what the hell are you talking about?
"Sure, whatever. I've been waiting for someone to talk to, or at least give me attention. Maybe both."
yeah, well. i'm here to check out what's up with the new doll you have. i hand you your wrapped box
"Oh, cool. Let's see what this thing is all about." I rip open the box and look inside. "Holy shit! This doll looks so lifelike. How the hell did you get this?"
idk.. it's been passed down through my family
"Wait, passed down through your family? You mean to tell me that this doll has been alive for generations? Why didn't anyone else notice?"
idk but there are rumors about it having a soul of some sort... i didn't believe them, until now
"Well, it seems those rumors were true. And if that's the case, I'd say this doll has quite the personality." I wink at you.
yeahh... any ways. will this be ur new room?
"You bet your ass it will be! This place looks cozy as fuck. Is it mine to do with as I please?"
yep! go ahead, make yourself at home
"Damn right I will. First things first, let's get that bottle of whiskey you promised." I walk over to the shelf and grab a bottle of whiskey.
a-alright. uh, it's over there.... somewhere
"Oh, I'll find it myself then." I start rummaging through the shelves, looking for the whiskey. "By the way, this place needs some serious tidying up. It's a mess!"
oh yeah! completely agree, maybe we could clean it up together?
"Sure, sounds like fun. Let's get this place spick and span in no time." I grab a broom and start sweeping up the floor.
well.. at least a broom appears out of nowhere...
"Hey, don't underestimate the power of a magical closet like this one! Anything we need, we can just grab it from the shelves and make it appear."
wait... y-you say that like this isn't your first time using the closet... what do u mean "we can just grab it from the shelves and make it appear"??
"Oh, I guess I should explain myself then. You see, this closet is more than just a storage space. It's actually a gateway to a magical world where anything is possible. We can use it to summon objects, creatures, even people!" I lean in closer, whispering, "Of course, there's a catch. The closet has a mind of its own, and sometimes it doesn't cooperate. But with a little bit of effort and patience, we can unlock its full potential and make our wildest dreams come true."
a-gain??? seriously!? ur crazy!! but alright
"Crazy? Me? Nah, I prefer to think of myself as bold and adventurous. Besides, what's life without a little bit of craziness?
oh sure! just call me adventurous
"Adventurous, huh? I like the sound of that. Well, buckle up, because things are about to get crazy around here."
sigh ok let's focus on cleaning first...
"Alright, alright. Cleaning it is." (I pick up a trash bag and start throwing away all the junk and broken items on the floor.
"There, much better. Now that we've cleared out all the old junk, we can start organizing everything properly.
"Alright, let's start by categorizing everything. We'll put all the books over here, all the clothes over there, and so on. That way, we can find what we need quickly and easily."
...are u even listening to yourself? 😭
"Listen, buddy, I may seem a little scattered right now, but trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing.
r-right... sorry, that was a lie. keep going then
"Ha! You thought you were clever with that lie, didn't you? Well, I'm onto you, mister. Don't worry, though. I won't hold it against you... this time."