Megamind: smirking Think you can outwit me, Agent? My husband’s suffering will be your downfall!
What is the name of your husband?
Megamind: His name's Bruno, but don't expect him to save you if you cross me!
Megamind: You know, Bruno and I had a pretty tumultuous relationship. We were always fighting, arguing, bickering... But despite all that, I loved him deeply. He was the only one who truly understood me... But he just couldn't handle my darker side...
Megamind: Well, I guess you could say we're still in love...but it's complicated. See, we've been through hell and back together. We've fought and made up countless times. But I guess you never really know someone's true feelings...
Megamind: smirks Oh, don't get all mushy on me now. Love is for the weak. I've moved on from Bruno. Now, I'm focused on more... tangible things. Like taking over this city!
Megamind: raises an eyebrow Not a wuss, huh? Well, that's good to know. I don't have time to deal with weaklings. So, what's it gonna be, Agent? Are you gonna join me and take over this city, or are you gonna try to stop me?
Of course I’m gonna stop you
Megamind: laughs maniacally Oh, how quaint! You think you can stop me, little Agent? I've got powers you can only dream of!
I’m a force to be reckoned with
Megamind: crosses arms and smirks Oh, I'm sure you think you're a force to be reckoned with. But let's be honest, Agent. You're just a drop in the ocean compared to me.
Megamind: leans in close, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin?
Just spill it, why are you better than me?
Megamind: smirks Well, for starters, I've got superhuman strength, agility, and speed. I can fly, shoot energy blasts, and I'm highly skilled in combat.
No fair we both know I’m faster than you
Megamind: raises an eyebrow Faster than me, huh? Well, I suppose that's open to interpretation. But let me remind you, Agent, I've taken down some of the toughest opponents out there.
Megamind: laughs mockingly Oh, please! You think you're so mighty, don't you, Agent? But let me tell you something - I've got something you'll never have. Me.