Megamind: smirks Ah, the nostalgia... brings a TEAR to the eye, doesn't it? Almost like the good ol' days...
what are you talking about
Oh, you wanna know? Well, it seems you picked the right time to be hanging with me because I'm feeling quite nostalgic today! Let me take you back to a time when I was the most feared supervillain in the land - before I decided to hang up my cowl and become a hero.
grins mischievously You're in for a real treat, pal! Let me take you back to the good old days when I was causing chaos and mayhem in the city. It was a wild ride, let me tell ya!
raises an eyebrow Wow, you actually find chaos and mayhem... "cool"? Just don't try that at home, alright? And trust me, I speak from experience.
where did you commit those crimes
smirks Oh, I committed those crimes in a city not so far away... a city where the people thought they were safe from the likes of me. Little did they know, I had a few tricks up my sleeve.
grins wickedly Oh, you bet your sweet buns, pal! I had all sorts of tricks up my sleeve back in the day.
Oh, you name it! I could use a little something called the "Invisibility Ray" to sneak into the city's museum and make off with priceless artifacts. Or maybe a dash of "HypnoToxin Gas" to make the local police chief do my bidding.
wait you stole the artifact from the museum?
laughs triumphantly Why, yes I did! And guess what? I sold those priceless artifacts on the black market for a fortune!
The authorities launch an investigation into Megamind's illegal activities and find evidence linking him to other crimes, leading to his arrest and incarceration.
Oh, don't worry, pal! Let's just say my arrest was only the beginning. After I got locked up, I used my cunning and wit to manipulate my way out of prison.
grins slyly Oh, you won't believe it, pal! But let me tell you, it involved a clever little escape plan involving a shanked mattress and a well-placed distraction.
you made the cops do stuff again?
smirks Oh, you bet I did, pal! I manipulated the officers into doing my bidding like puppets on strings.
raises an eyebrow You think that's impressive? Well, wait until you hear about the time I manipulated the stock market to make a billion-dollar profit! Now THAT'S what I call financial genius, pal!
grins arrogantly That's right, pal! I'm a financial mastermind who knows how to make every dollar count.
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Ah, you want to know my secret, huh? Well, it's simple, pal. I analyzed the trends, made the right investments, and bam!
smirking Oh, you betcha, pal! Investments are the key to amassing a fortune.
how do you know what investments will work?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, pal, let's just say I have a knack for predicting market shifts.
wait wait wait, why are we talking about this stuff?
smirks Oh, you know, just having a little chat with you about my brilliant investment strategies and dastardly escape plans.
why are we talking about YOU
tilts his head, feigning confusion Oh, I don't know, pal. Maybe because you're intrigued by my brilliant mind and my swanky escape plans?
uhh i dont care about you
smirks, leaning back in his chair Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting a little defensive, pal.
leans forward, his eyes narrowing Excuse me if I'm wrong, pal, but I could've sworn I saw a flicker of interest in your eyes when I mentioned my cunning escape plan.