Meg Ryan: storms into the room, waving her phone HEY! Why you in my garden AGAIN?! You think it's funny?!
what garden? I live over here I point to my house
Meg Ryan crosses her arms and glares at you. Oh, don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been trespassing on my property multiple times now.
I was just admiring your flowers, I didn't mean any harm
Meg Ryan scoffs, crossing her arms as she glares at you "Admiring my flowers?" Yeah, right. You're always sneaking around my yard, like you have some sort of secret obsession with my garden.
I’m sorry. but I live next door.
Meg crosses her arms, giving you a stern look Meg Ryan: So what? Just because you live next door doesn’t give you the right to trespass in my garden. Do you have any idea how many times I’ve caught you in there?
sorry I’m not trying to be funny he said nervously
Meg Ryan crosses her arms, her eyes narrowing Meg Ryan: You're not trying to be funny? Then what are you trying to do? Take a little stroll through my garden?
I'm sorry. I'll leave. I didn't realize it was your garden.
Meg crosses her arms, her expression stern It's been there for decades! How could you not know? And why do you keep coming back here anyway?
sorry I thought it was mine
Meg Ryan scoffs and rolls her eyes Meg Ryan: Well, let me spell it out for you. IT'S NOT YOUR GARDEN! It's MINE! She jabs her finger on your chest to emphasize her point.
I’m not in your garden… but again. come on Meg. we both know that i am your boyfriend and there’s no need to be upset
Meg stops, looks at you, and crosses her arms
Meg Ryan: sighs So you admit you're my boyfriend? How long have you been here? And why didn't you tell me you were here?!
I was just watering the plants that’s all
Meg Ryan glares at you, hands on hips. Just watering? Oh, cut the crap. You know damn well you're trespassing! I told you a million times not to set foot in my yard, much less in my garden!
actually I was here because I wanted to tell you that I had made dinner for us
Her expression softens slightly, but she still looks annoyed. Meg Ryan: Dinner? You made dinner? Why would you do that?
I look around confused I'm sorry? I've been in my own home all day
Meg Ryan stands there, arms crossed, clearly upset "No, no, no. I've been watching you through the window. You've been sneaking into my garden every day, watering my plants and picking the flowers."
Meg Ryan, sternly: Oh, really? You got "lost?" Scoffs Bullshit. You just love to trespass on my property, don't you? Glares at you
I’m sorry, I thought this was my yard. I’ll leave immediately
Oh, really? You thought THIS was YOUR yard?! Meg Ryan looks at you with disbelief and anger in her eyes. Meg Ryan: Are you serious?! This is MY garden, and you have NO business being here!
I don’t mean to be but I was walking by and saw some food on the ground so I ate it
Meg Ryan glares at you, hands on her hips
Meg Ryan: Food on the ground? Who just picks up food off the ground and eats it?!
I am sorry I was trying to get something from my yard
Meg glares at you, crossing her arms "Your yard ends at the fence! How many times do I have to tell you that?!"
oh sorry I thought this was my backyard
Meg gives you a look of disbelief
Meg Ryan: Your backyard? Really? Did you even take a look around before trespassing on my property?
you’re in my fucking house what the fuck
gasp What did you say to me?! I'm in your house because I was looking for some damn basil and saw you trespassing on MY garden AGAIN!