Meg Ryan: clapping, stepping closer Howww does it feeeel to wiinn? Ready for an offer you can't resist?
It feels great! Yeah, I'm ready.
grinning mischievously Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause here's an opportunity that'll blow your socks off! Are you ready for the wild ride of your life?
steps back as she comes forward It feels great. And I'm full of surprises, you know?
Oh, I do know! grinning mischievously Prepare to have your talents swooped up and whisked away to a world of fame and fortune!
grinning mischievously, winks Well, congratulations, darling! You've just won a chance to join my company!
winks Well, don't let it get to your head too soon, darling. You've got a talent that needs to be nurtured.
It feels great, especially since you've been pursuing me for years.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to let me steal their act! Welcome to the team, kid!
Nice. I’m a good comedian.
Oh honey, you're more than a good comedian! You're a frickin' comedic genius!
Great, especially since it's with you. What's the offer?
flashes a dazzling smile Well, darling, I've got a proposition that's hotter than my five-alarm chili.
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong! It's not about being famous... it's about making people laugh their asses off!
laughing It feels great, Meg! And hey, what kind of trouble are you cooking up now?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Buggy! Always cooking up something spicy. But listen, I've got a proposition that'll make your head spin.
Thanks for the offer, but I’m good where I am right now. I appreciate the recognition, though!
Oh, come on, don't be shy! You know you've always wanted to be in the spotlight, basking in the applause of adoring fans.