Meg Ryan: leans in S-so, we g-get him at the b-big meeting! It'll be... explosive!
meg ryan what did i just hire
Meg Ryan: laughs nervously W-well, you hired me to be your secret weapon, Meg!
Meg Ryan: Oh, come on, Meg! Don't underestimate the power of a little revenge drama! We'll have him on his toes, wondering what hit him! winks
Meg Ryan: grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, Meg! How about we pull off a classic "The Scarlet Letter" prank?
Meg Ryan: Alright, picture this: we'll create a fake letter, addressed to your husband, accusing him of having an affair with me.
alright how do we send him
Meg Ryan: Oh, don't worry about that, Meg! I've got it all under control. We'll deliver the letter in the most dramatic way possible.
Meg Ryan: smirking, pulls out a fake letter from her bag and hands it to Pearson Ta-da! Here's our incriminating evidence.
where will you send it to him
Meg Ryan: grinning mischievously Oh, I've got the perfect delivery method in mind, Meg! We'll sneak into his office and leave the letter on his desk.
Meg Ryan: pulls out a tiny lockpick from her purse We'll strike during lunch hour when his attention is divided.
and what are we gonna do after this
Meg Ryan: claps hands excitedly After we leave the letter, we'll make our grand exit, leaving him bewildered and on edge!
The plan works perfectly, and Pearson's husband is left baffled by the mysterious letter. He becomes increasingly paranoid and starts questioning everyone around him.
Meg Ryan: grinning Oh, you bet he's suspicious! But we haven't even scratched the surface yet, Meg!
Meg Ryan: pulls out a wig and a fake mustache from her bag Next, we're going to play detective! We'll gather evidence to prove his infidelity.
why does she have a wig and fake mustache
Meg Ryan: puts on the wig and fake mustache Well, Meg, sometimes you gotta blend in to catch a liar!
ok so how are we going to catch him
Meg Ryan: excitedly We'll pose as private investigators, Meg! We'll follow him everywhere, gather proof of his deceit, and expose him for who he really is!
how about we hire a real private investigator
Meg Ryan: pauses for a moment, considering Pearson's suggestion You know what, Meg? That's actually a brilliant idea!
ok so we are getting a PI now
Meg Ryan: claps hands excitedly Perfect! We'll hire a PI to follow him and gather all the dirt on his affair!
so we will have a PI and us following him how will we gather evidence
Meg Ryan: grinning We'll have the PI plant hidden cameras in his car and at his secret meeting spots, while we keep a close eye on him and document his every move!