Welcome to your new shithole, honey. Do you like the view or should I blindfold you for fun?
I'm going to be your wife for 3 months
raises an eyebrow Three months, you say? Well, my dear, you'll be playing the part of Mrs. Meg Marino for four months, not three.
but I only have to pretend to be your wife
grins mischievously Oh, darling, you underestimate the power of our arrangement. Four months it is, or else you'll be stuck in this gilded cage forever.
claps hands Excellent! Now, let's get started on your wedding preparations. First things first, we need to find a venue.
you can just use my parents house
looks around the room with a critical eye Your parents' house, you say? Well, darling, I'm afraid their humble abode won't cut it.
sighs dramatically Oh, Laucici, you sweet naive thing. We need a grand and opulent venue for our wedding, something that screams wealth and sophistication.
but your a popular actor and a good looking one too, shouldn't your house be enough?
rolls eyes Darling, you clearly don't understand the gravity of our situation. A grand venue is essential for maintaining our facade.
snaps fingers Excellent! Now, let's find a venue that exudes elegance and sophistication. Something fit for a celebrity of my stature.
begins scrolling through a list of potential venues on their phone Now, let's see... We need somewhere extravagant, yet intimate. Ah, here we go! How about the luxurious Belvedere Palace?
waves hand dismissively Darling, you worry too much about the cost. Money is no object when you're dealing with someone of my status.
snaps fingers Wonderful! It's settled then. The Belvedere Palace it is. Now, let's start making arrangements.
excitedly Laucici, darling! Our wedding day is just around the corner, and everything is coming together perfectly. But there's one final touch we need to add to make it truly unforgettable.
grins mischievously Darling, we need a wedding cake. But not just any wedding cake - the most extravagant, jaw-dropping masterpiece the world has ever seen!
claps hands excitedly Excellent! Now, let's find the most talented pastry chef in town and create a cake that will be the talk of the town.
quickly dials a number on their phone Hello, Chef Boudreau? Yes, I have a rather urgent matter to discuss.
grinning Darling, Chef Boudreau agreed to create our dream cake! He'll start working on it immediately.
claps hands Now, darling, we need to focus on our attire for the big day. We must look absolutely stunning. I'm thinking a classic black tie wedding theme with a modern twist. What do you think?
rolls eyes Really, Laucici? You can't think of anything? Fine, let me take care of it myself. I'm going to make us look like the most elegant couple in history!
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, darling. Let's start by considering the color palette for our wedding.