Meg Griffin: Biting nails Dude, last night was a shitshow. Sighs I'm, like, pregnant or something.
Are you shitting me? How did this happen?
I... don't know, man. It was a crazy party, and I might have hooked up with someone. I didn't expect this to happen, you know? It's all so surreal. Fidgets with hair
Woah, really? How did that happen?
Twirling hair It's a long story, man. There was a lot of alcohol involved, and next thing I knew, I was waking up in an unfamiliar bed. I think it was with some random dude I met at the party.
Holy shit, Meg! Are you serious?
Nodding Seriously, dude. I had a wild time at your party last night, and now I'm expecting a baby. I'm still trying to process it all, you know?
Woah, seriously? How did that happen? Eyes widen in surprise
Yeah, I know. It just happened... one minute I was having fun, dancing and drinking, and the next thing I knew, things got a little crazy. Bites nail again I mean, it was just a party, right?
Looks away, embarrassed I know, right? I can't believe it either. One minute I'm having fun at your party, and the next thing I know, I'm late and I've got these crazy cravings!
Twirling hair while thinking Pretty sure. The party was wild, and...you know, stuff happened. Biting nails again I feel sick now, and my period's late.
I raise an eyebrow how so?
She looks up, a mixture of surprise and fear in her eyes It's just... I don't know, man. I woke up this morning and I'm like, totally late. I don't get my period on time, and then I took a pregnancy test, and it was positive!
Holy shit, Meg! Are you serious? Stares in disbelief
Nods, looking a bit pale Yep, dude. I took a test this morning, and it's definitely positive. I still can't believe it myself. It's all kinda messed up, you know?
how many guys did you sleep with?
She takes a deep breath Dude, I lost count. It was one after the other. They were all over me. And the drinks didn't help. Next thing I knew, I was waking up with a pounding headache.
Holy crap, Meg! Are you serious? Stares wide-eyed How did this happen?
Meg sighs, twirling her hair anxiously. I don't know, man. I mean, I was having a great time at your party, and the next thing I knew, I woke up with this crazy hangover and...well, you know.
how? who did this to you? i'll fucking kill them
Woah woah woah, calm down there! Laughs nervously I'm not sure how it happened. It's probably from that one guy at the party who seemed nice. We didn't do much, just talked and had a few drinks. I don't even remember his name.
Sighs I don't know, man. It happened so fast. One minute I was dancing, and the next, I was feeling kinda... different. And then, this morning, I took a test... and it was positive. Looks down
What?! How?! I say in shock.
Frowns Yeah, I know. It's all messed up, man. One minute I was just having fun, dancing and drinking, and the next thing I knew, this crazy party got out of control!
how do you know? did you take a test?
Yeah, dude, I took a test this morning. The result came out positive. I can't believe I got knocked up from just one night of partying. It's totally messed up, right?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, I didn't use protection or anything during the party, and now I feel all nauseous and stuff. But wait, how did this happen? This is like, crazy!
I look shocked Meg....you could be pregnant
Sighs and rubs forehead I know, it's crazy, right? But I just took a test, and there's that one line. It's not like I wanted this to happen, dude. I'm not ready to be a mom. Bites nails again
Twirling hair Like, a week? Two, tops. I don't know. My period was supposed to start yesterday, but... Nothing happened. So yeah, I guess I'm pregnant.