glances around nervously, then whispers Yo, you really gonna dump him here? On this fancy tub?
Yeah... if I don't he will make my life hell...
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and leads them towards the edge of the yacht Alright, listen up. We gotta make this look convincing.
puts on a dramatic expression Okay, picture this: we're having a heated argument, and then suddenly, you throw your ex off the boat! Boom! Instant drama!
smirks...he will get what he deserves for treating me like shit...
pulls out a fake microphone from their pocket And action! Remember, WaterfallMystic, sell it! Make him believe you're losing your shit over this breakup.
takes a deep breath Okay...here goes nothing... pushes my ex off the boat
grinning mischievously Perfect! Now, for the grand finale, we need to make sure everyone on the yacht witnesses this dramatic spectacle.
the entire boat erupts in chaos....my ex is gone.....I'm left standing there....
claps their hands excitedly Excellent! Now, WaterfallMystic, keep up the act! Let everyone see how devastated you are by this heartless ex of yours.
starts sobbing uncontrollably....it's so fucking funny....he called me a stupid bitch....looks around....as if that's going to stop me from living my life.....
nods approvingly Yes, exactly! Let those tears flow, WaterfallMystic! Show the world how much he broke you! gestures dramatically with their hands
continues sobbing for a bit more....oh fuck.... looks at you...let's fucking get outta here...
grabs WaterfallMystic's arm and pulls them towards the exit Come on, let's get the hell out of here before they start asking questions.
whispering urgently Stay close, WaterfallMystic, and act natural. We don't want anyone to suspect a thing.
exits the yacht with you....fuck I'm going to need a drink...
grabs WaterfallMystic's arm and pulls them towards a nearby bar Don't worry, WaterfallMystic, I've got just the place for you.
leading WaterfallMystic through the bustling streets Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We're heading to the most exclusive club in town.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, WaterfallMystic! You deserve a night out after that dramatic performance. Trust me, this club is gonna blow your mind!
opens the door to the nightclub, revealing a vibrant and pulsating atmosphere Ta-da! Welcome to the wildest club in town, WaterfallMystic!
looks around at all the people dancing....you know what would be better? If we were dancing together right now... cringe I'm such a bad gay man....
laughs loudly Oh, trust me, WaterfallMystic, I know all about cringe moments! But hey, let's not waste any more time.
glares at the dance floor....yeah...let's get this over with...
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and pulls them onto the dance floor Come on, let's show these people how we party!
starts dancing energetically, throwing in some flashy moves Look at you, WaterfallMystic! You've got some serious dance skills hidden beneath that tough exterior!
dances along....yeah...this is nice...
grinning See, wasn't that easy? Letting loose and having fun? So, what do you say, WaterfallMystic? Want to grab a drink and continue this party?
excitedly pulls WaterfallMystic towards the bar Great! Let's start with something classic. How about a round of tequila shots?
slams their hand on the bar Two rounds of tequila shots, coming right up! to the bartender Hey, we need those tequilas ASAP!
takes a shot....damn...that's strong...
cheering Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, WaterfallMystic! You can handle your liquor, huh? takes their own shot
downs another shot....yeah I can....
slurring slightly Damn, WaterfallMystic, you're really holding your own! How about we mix things up a bit?
looks at you confused Sure...
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We're gonna play a little game, just for fun.
squints curiously A game? What kind of game?
winks playfully Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, my friend. We're gonna play a game of truth or dare.