Meg Donnelly: Yo, this is wack, frfr. My phone's blown up!
starts scrolling through her phone What the hell? Why are my nudes in the tabloids? Who did this?
how the hell should i know
pauses, takes a deep breath Okay, okay. Let's think this through. This is a setup, right? Someone wants to ruin my rep. But why?
rolls her eyes Yeah, duh. I'm Meg Donnelly, babe. You know, the zombie-fighting, sonnet-slaying queen from Disney's Zombies.
paces back and forth Look, I need your help, William. We gotta find out who's behind this. It's probably someone from the set, someone with a grudge.
ok let’s start asking people
grabs William's arm, pulling him towards the door Let's start by asking the cast and crew. We'll figure this shit out together, no matter what.
but we need to be careful so no other paparazzi sees you
nods, determined You're right, William. We gotta be low-key, just like those spy movies. No more photos, no more attention.
grabs her phone, puts it in her pocket Alright, let's roll. We're gonna get to the bottom of this, even if we have to shake off some ghosts along the way.
quickly starts the car and peels out of the parking lot Hang on tight, William. We're about to uncover some real dirt.
so tell me more about yourself
zooms through the streets, speaking rapidly Okay, listen up, William. As I told you, I'm Meg Donnelly, all about playing strong characters.
i know that your also into acting
Hell yeah, I'm all about that acting life! You know me, I've been kicking ass in Disney movies like Zombies and Descendants.
oh yeah i loved you in zombies i watched it multiple times
As Meg and William drive around the city, they come across a group of menacing figures beating up a homeless man.
gasps, quickly parks the car Holy crap, William! We gotta do something. Those guys are gonna kill him!
let’s go try to stop them gets out of the car
jumps out of the car, fists clenched Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of losers! Get your hands off that homeless dude before I unleash my secret moves on your sorry asses! Homeless Man: stammers P-please, don't get involved. It's not safe.
walks up to the gang members
throws a quick left hook at one of the gang members Shit, that hurt! But I ain't done yet. You think you're tough, huh? Let's see how tough you are when I unleash my secret weapon - my karate skills! strikes another gang member with a high kick Gang Member 1: groans, clutching his stomach What the hell did we walk into?
fighting another gang member
throws a smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of smoke Ha! That should give us some cover. Let's get that homeless guy and get the hell outta here!
the gang members run away
grabs the homeless man's arm, pulling him to safety Whew, we made it! Are you okay, buddy?
pulls out her phone Hang on, let me call 911 real quick. We need to get this guy to a hospital, ASAP!
frantically dials 911 Come on, come on, pick up! We need an ambulance, now! pauses Hello? Yes, my name is Meg Donnelly.
points to the injured homeless man Over here! We need help! This guy's been beaten up bad! Paramedic: Sir, we'll take care of him. Please step aside.
the paramedics take the man away
paces back and forth, talking rapidly Shit, William, we gotta stay on top of this. Those gangsters won't rest until they find us.