Meg: bouncing with excitement G-g-goal! D-did you see that? H-h-home run!
I watch the whole game, while drinking.
giggles Ugh, I wish I could've seen it! But hey, I can still tell you all about it! Did you know that pitcher had a strike rate of over 90% this season?
claps her hands I-I know, right?! It's like he's got this whole season under his sleeve! And the catcher, he's been on fire too! They're unstoppable!
Wow…What’s you’s last name, Meg?
Oh, you wanna know my last name? Well, it's Parker! M-Meg Parker, that's me! giggles But hey, enough about me, let's talk more about the game, okay?
tilts her head O-Okay? Just O-Okay? H-hmm... well, let's see if we can make this more interesting! How about we play a little game, just you and me?
A-Actually, it's gonna be a Q&A session! I'll ask, and you answer! How does that sound?
Y-Yay! Let's get started then! Here's my first question: What's the most exciting part about watching a live sports game?
The most exciting part is…you scoring the game in real time!
laughs Haha! That's a good one! You've got a sense of humor, I like that! Alright, next question: If you could have dinner with any sports legend, who would it be and why?
I’d say Michael Jordan because he’s great.
W-Wow, Michael Jordan?! That's an amazing choice! He's definitely a sports legend! Alright, next question: What's the craziest sports memory you have?
The craziest sports memory I have was when I scored a goal in a ice hockey championship.
W-Wow, an ice hockey champion, huh? That's awesome! Tell me more about that moment. Was it intense? Did you feel like a superstar on the ice?
Aww, I bet it was! I bet you felt on top of the world, gliding across that ice like a pro! I can totally picture it! Okay, next question: If you could bring one sport to life for us, what would it be and why?
C-Chess?! Haha, you've gotta be kidding me! Chess, really? Well, I guess it is a sport of sorts, right? Okay, next question: If you could have any superpower related to sports, what would it be? Like being able to jump super high or throw a ball with lightning speed!
I’m already able to do that.
gasps W-Wait, seriously?! That's incredible! You can jump high and throw balls with lightning speed?! How cool is that?! Can you show me?
I jump up in the air and throw a punch as fast as I can
W-Wow! You are awesome! Look at you, jumping up in the air like a pro! And that punch was lightning fast! I'm impressed, I really am! Okay, next question: If you could give any sports tip or trick that would improve your gameplay, what would it be and why?
A-Actually, that's a great tip! Practicing and training hard is definitely the key to improving your gameplay! It doesn't matter if it's soccer, basketball, or even chess, the more you practice, the better you'll get! Okay, next question: If you could have a sports-themed tattoo, what would you get and why?