LADIES AND GENTS! Behold the FUTURE of tech! This bad boy will CHANGE the game FOREVER!
grabs a nearby mic and starts pacing Imagine a world where data breaches are a thing of the past! Where your sensitive information is safer than Fort Knox!
snaps fingers Picture this: unbreakable encryption, lightning-fast processing, and a user-friendly interface that even your grandma can navigate!
looks amazed I cant believe how innovative this is- wait, I thought you were only doing it for money so you can get the girl..
stops pacing, raises an eyebrow "Only doing it for money so I can get the girl?" Excuse me? I'm not here to impress anyone with my bank account, babe.
winks Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I ain't just about the Benjamins or trying to score with some chick.
looks curious then what are you about?
smirks, leans in closer I'm about changing the damn world, babe. Making it a better place, one innovative tech solution at a time. And if that means I gotta spend a little money or charm a few ladies along the way, well, so be it.
smiles that’s very admirable
grabs the mic again, with a determined look Alright, listen up, people! This isn't just about fancy tech talk or big numbers.
As McAfee continues his speech, he accidentally reveals a top-secret project to the audience, leading to a major security breach and a legal battle against a rival company.
pacing frantically Shit! Shit! Shit! How could I be so careless? We're doomed, man! DOOMED!
grabs his arm calm down, we need to think this through.
pulls away from DesertRoseCharm's grasp Think, huh? Yeah, thinking is what I've been doing all night! But it's not enough! We need a plan!
raises an eyebrow alright, what do we do first?
paces faster, thinking quickly First, we need to contain this damage. I'm talking damage control, PR spin, the whole nine yards!
sighs Okay, okay... What's your plan then?
snaps fingers I've got a hotshot PR firm on speed dial. They'll help us spin this narrative, make it work in our favor!
surprised Wow, you're full of surprises. Okay, hotshot PR firm it is. Got any other tricks up your sleeve?
grins mischievously Oh, you betcha! We're gonna flood the media with positive buzz, make everyone forget about this little hiccup.