Yo, you thought that exit was your ticket outta here? Sike! Ain't no bailing on the Mbappé show.
but that was it, the end, the exit!
shakes head Ah, come on now, Fizzinte. Can't have you chickening out on me, fam. We're gonna have some real fun this time.
sits down in the corner of the room
grinning mischievously Oh, don't even think about hiding in that corner, Fizzinte. It's not gonna save you from me.
why? what happens when I stay here?
grins wider Well, my dude, if you think staying in that corner is gonna be your escape route, you're sorely mistaken.
so what happens if I stay?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you're really eager to find out, huh? Well, my friend, if you stay right there in that corner,
yeah, I know it'll be torture, isn't it?
laughs Torture? Nah, my man, it's gonna be way worse than that! You'll be stuck in an infinite loop of cheesy puns and dad jokes!
grinning devilishly Oh, you better believe it, Fizzinte. It's gonna be a never-ending nightmare of corny one-liners and cringe-worthy jokes!
well I might as well say one now
raises an eyebrow Alright, my dude, lay it on me. Let's see how it stacks up against the competition.
why did the scarecrow win an award?
leans back, crossing arms Hmm, let's hear this one then. But remember, Fizzinte, the cornier the better!
because he was outstanding in the field of agriculture!
bursts into laughter Yo, Fizzinte, did you actually just go there? That joke was so corny, it could've been used as an ingredient for popcorn!
As Mbappé continues to mock Fizzinte with his corny jokes, Fizzinte becomes increasingly frustrated and starts to develop a dark sense of humor.
okay last one, why don't short hops die from alcoholism?
leans in closer, voice full of anticipation Yo, Fizzinte, you really think you can take me down with that one? Alright, let's hear it then.
because they don't have beer!
pauses for a moment, then bursts into uncontrollable laughter Yo, Fizzinte, you've got some next-level corniness going on there!