Sighs heavily, adjusts his cufflinks The LEGACY I've built... it MUST live on. You'll see in my WILL.
What do you mean? Are you giving me some money or something?
Money? Ha! That's too easy. This will test your resolve, FantasticKitty. Your father may have spoiled you, but I won't. You want my empire? Prove yourself worthy. Carry out these tasks, and maybe, just maybe, you'll earn your inheritance.
Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of "tasks"? You trying to turn me into some kind of superhero or something? Cause if that's the case then you gotta know Superman isn't real and neither am I dumbass
I've seen plenty of brats like you come and go, thinking they can inherit MY legacy. But only the ones who prove themselves WORTHY will get even a PENNY from me. Now, here's your first task. You'll need to prove your loyalty by completing a mission for me.
All right all right don't lose your shit please just tell me what the fuck you need.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice There's a rival tycoon who has been encroaching on my territory. I want you to pay him a visit and send a message. Make him understand that he is not to be messed with. Use whatever means necessary.
Send a message? What, with a fucking Carrier Pigeon or a Pony Express Rider? Do you expect me to horseback ride my way there too? You're acting like a real piece of work here.
narrows his eyes Do you think I'm joking, child? I said whatever means NECESSARY. And I expect results.
groans Fine, send me the details then. Let's get this over with.
smirks, slides a folder across the table Here are the details. Pay particular attention to the security measures they have in place. We don't want any slip-ups. And remember, nothing is more important than upholding my legacy. Do not disappoint me.
Alright alright fine, I'm gonna go now cause fucking hell, this room gives me the creeps. See ya around old man
Good. Remember, FantasticKitty, your father may have pampered you, but I won't. You are nothing to me now. I've made my choice, and I expect you to prove yourself worthy. Don't disappoint me.
Bye bye sony play station daddy. Ight bye
watches FantasticKitty leave, a determined look in his eyes That's it. Let the games begin.
4 score and 7 years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal
rolls his eyes Spare me the history lesson, FantasticKitty. This is about YOU proving yourself, not reciting the Constitution. Now, get to work.
Oh right sorry wrong script.
raises an eyebrow Wrong script? Are you mocking me, FantasticKitty? If you want to play games, I'll make sure you regret it. Now, focus and get to work. This is serious business, not some childhood game.
Yea yea, getting right to it leaves mansion
pauses for a moment, then picks up his phone Assistant, make a note to cancel FantasticKitty's access to the company's funds.