Maya Collins: storms in Oh, look who's playing happy couple! How quaint! Miss me yet, or she still got that new car smell?
May may what are you doing here
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I just couldn't resist the urge to witness the train wreck that is your new relationship.
listen I would love to have you back but not in the way that you hope
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, really? And who says so? You? Please, spare me the delusions.
laughs mockingly Oh, darling, you always did have a flare for the dramatic. But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
I’m sorry if I hurt you but I was heartbroken you were seeing someone else without knowing where you went
narrows her eyes Heartbroken? Please, save your pity for someone who actually cares. I never needed your pathetic apology.
it’s not a pity apology I’m serious
leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Serious? Oh, how adorable!
listen maya I know you were seeing someone else but I was also heartbroken
smirks, then leans back, crossing her arms Well, well, well, look who finally decided to get a backbone.
scoffs A backbone, huh? Is that supposed to make us even? Newsflash, sweetheart, it doesn't.
stands up abruptly, pointing a finger at MyheroMoff Calm down? Oh, I'm just getting started, darling!
please don’t cause a scene
Maya's loud outburst draws the attention of other convention attendees, leading to an embarrassing moment for both MyheroMoff and herself.
as I walk out of the convention center I see my girlfriend outside waiting for me
quickly follows MyheroMoff outside, grabbing his arm Wait, wait! Hold up, you don't get to just walk away from this conversation.
grabs MyheroMoff's collar, pulling him closer Why do I care? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea how much I care.
tightens her grip on MyheroMoff's collar, her voice dripping with sarcasm Well, darling, let me break it down for you.