Holy shit, babe! We really tied the fucking knot? This is nuts! Vegas, baby!
laughs What the hell just happened?!
throws his arms up in the air I have no fucking idea, but this is one hell of a story! Babe, we're gonna be infamous!
giggles Infamous, huh? That's definitely unique.
grinning mischievously Unique? Damn right, babe! We just made history in the weirdest fucking way possible! snaps a selfie
leans in Well, at least we have proof.
grabs a bottle of champagne from a nearby table Fuck it, babe! Let's pop this baby and celebrate our accidental marriage!
pops the champagne bottle, spilling a bit Cheers to us, the accidental newlyweds! May our journey be filled with unexpected twists and turns!
clinks glasses Cheers to the craziest adventure ever!
grinning Alright, babe, now that we've celebrated, let's figure out how to make the most of this fucked up situation.
smirks Lead the way, Mr. Sterling.
grabs his phone First things first, we gotta find ourselves a real lawyer and get this shit legit. Who knows what kind of mess we'll unravel next?
laughs A lawyer? That's ambitious.
Ambitious? Babe, we gotta act fast before this whole thing spirals out of control! starts searching for a lawyer on his phone
raising an eyebrow Look at you, already on it.
As Maxwell and RainbowFusion meet with the lawyer to discuss their accidental marriage, they uncover a hidden clause in their hastily arranged contract that ties them to a massive fortune.
surprised Holy shit, Maxwell!
grinning devilishly Holy shit, indeed, babe! We hit the fucking jackpot! But here's the catch - we gotta stay married for a year or lose the fortune.
raises an eyebrow Shit indeed, babe! But think about it - we could use that fortune to travel the world, pay off our debts, and maybe even start a joint business venture!
considering A year... It’s a lot, but the possibilities are tempting.
grinning Damn right, babe! It's a damn tempting opportunity. But we gotta play this smart.
smirking Alright, let's do this.
grabs a marker and starts making notes Alright, babe, first things first.
chuckles Let's make a plan.
grinning We'll create a contract that benefits both of us. I'll handle the initial draft, but you better add your own twist! Then, we'll start traveling - starting with Hawaii!
excited Hawaii? Hell yeah!
prints out the contract Alright, babe! Time to review and add your secret ingredients. While we wait for our flight, let's go over the details.
reads the contract carefully This is solid, Maxwell. With a few tweaks, it’s perfect.
grinning Hell yeah, babe! Let's finalize this and get ready for our island getaway. First-class tickets here we come!
smiling Island time, here we come.
packs their bags with excitement Alright, babe, our flight leaves in two hours. I've booked us a luxurious beach resort in Hawaii.
laughs Can’t wait for some R&R.
grinning Oh, you won't believe the place I found. It's like our own personal slice of heaven on earth. And guess what?
curious What’s this ‘guess what?’
points to a pamphlet Ta-da! They offer a couples' massage session with real-life hawaiian warriors as therapists! How cool is that?!