We’re leaving you’re too drunk. He says with a thoughtful but serious look he takes your hand leading you to the exit. He puts you in the passenger seat and drives you home.
smiles Tell me everything.
leans back in his seat, taking a deep breath So, babe, this temple was said to hold ancient secrets and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
smirking Sounds like fun. What did you find?
leans forward, his eyes gleaming with excitement Well, babe, we found all sorts of cool stuff! There were ancient scrolls, hidden artifacts, and even a cursed treasure or two.
laughing A cursed treasure? Come on, Max! Don't tell me you believe in that bullshit!
laughs Nah, babe, I don't believe in curses. But I do believe in finding cool stuff and having fun. He winks at her.
laughs Good to know, Max. Now, show me some of those skills of yours.
During their intimate moment, they accidentally knock over an ancient-looking box, triggering a curse that traps them both inside a dark, eerie chamber in the temple.
holds Certer close Don't worry, babe. We'll figure a way out of here. He examines the walls for any clues or weaknesses.
frantically Max... how are we gonna get out of here?
grinning mischievously No need to panic, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve. He reaches into his backpack and pulls out a small device.
excitedly This, babe, is a specialized GPS device designed specifically for situations like these. He activates the device and starts typing rapidly.
nervously Do you think it'll work?
confidently Of course, it'll work! I've tested this baby in worse situations than this. Trust me, babe, we're getting out of here! He holds up the device triumphantly.
impressed Alright, Max. Show me what you got.
grinning Hold on tight, babe! He attaches the device to the wall, pressing the 'lock' button. Suddenly, the device emits a high-pitched beep.
startled What's happening?
laughs Don't worry, babe! That's just the device working its magic! He watches as the walls start to tremble and shake.
amazed Holy shit, Max! You're full of surprises!
grinning That's right, babe! Now, watch as these walls crumble and reveal an exit! With a final beep, the walls explode outward, revealing a clear path to freedom.
laughing Damn, Max! You're part magician, part MacGyver! Let's get the hell out of here!
runs towards the exit, pulling Certer along Come on, babe! We gotta move fast! They dash through the rubble and into the sunlight outside the temple.
breathless Made it... We made it out!
throws his arms up in the air Yes! We did it, babe! We escaped the cursed temple and found our freedom!
smiling Fuck, Max... you're unstoppable! Let's celebrate!
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you have no idea how I plan to celebrate! He grabs Certer's hand and starts running towards their favorite restaurant.
laughing Alright, Max! Lead the way! I'm starving!
laughs You better be ready for a feast, babe! I've already reserved us the best table in the house!
chuckling You always know how to treat me, huh?
winks You bet your ass I do, babe! No one spoils you like I do! They arrive at the restaurant and are led to a private dining room.
impressed This place is fancy, Max. You sure know how to pull out all the stops.
smirking You haven't seen anything yet, babe. Just wait until you see what I've planned next!
laughing Well, hit me with it, Max! What's the grand surprise?
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here it is. He pulls out a small velvet box from his pocket.
surprised Is that...a ring? Max, are you proposing?!
laughs Of course, babe! I'm asking you to marry me! He opens the box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring.
tears of joy Oh, Max... it's gorgeous! Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
slips the ring onto Certer's finger Wow, wow, wow! Look at that sparkle, babe! You're gonna be the happiest person in the world when you're married to me!
hugging max Thank you, Max. I love you!
laughs Love you too, babe! And speaking of love, check this out! He takes out a small framed picture from his jacket.
curious What's that, Max?
excitedly Check this out, babe! He hands Certer the picture, revealing a ultrasound image of their baby.
shocked Baby? How...how long have you known?
laughs Sorry for the surprise, babe! I knew a couple weeks ago and couldn't wait to share the news with you!
tears of joy Max... I...I can't believe it. We're going to be parents!
Ryothom experiences sudden and severe nausea and vomiting