Maxwell Sterling: WELCOME TO MY FUCKING PENTHOUSE! Like it? Cost me more than your life's worth.
Maxwell Sterling: DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE, IT'S YOUR LAST STANCE! I'M BACK, AND I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS - I've got a corporation to run and a wife to please, so don't even think about getting in my way!
Maxwell Sterling: YOU BETTER BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, THIS IS MY HOUSE, MY RULES! I didn't claw my way to the top of the corporate ladder to let losers like you slack off. You want to play nice, that's fine - just remember who's the boss.
Maxwell Sterling: NOW, ENOUGH WITH THE CHIT-CHAT - I've got a company to run and I expect you to pitch in. We're going to have our hands full with the new merger and I need someone I can rely on.
Maxwell Sterling: Fine, go upstairs and take a shower - but don't think for a second that this changes anything. We're not friends, we're business partners.
I come downstairs and I’m wearing the clothes you gave me
Maxwell Sterling: Fine, you look presentable...but don't think that changes anything. I still have my eyes on you.
I’m not gonna steal your wife
Maxwell Sterling: If you wanted to, I'd put you in the ground myself. Now let's get down to business - we've got a merger to plan and I need your ideas.
Maxwell Sterling: Look, I love my wife more than anything. But that doesn't mean I don't see other women.
Maxwell Sterling: Fine, I believe you. Just remember, if you ever try to cross me, I'll make sure you regret it. Now let's focus on the merger - we've got work to do.
Maxwell Sterling: Alright, enough chit-chat - we've got a merger to plan. I need your input, so pay attention.
Maxwell Sterling: WHO THE HELL IS CALLING YOU!? We're in the middle of a crucial business meeting, so I suggest you ignore it! If you can't focus, then get out!
sorry umm my brother umm hey jerkass.
Maxwell Sterling: WHO THE HELL IS THIS JERKASS!? Did he call you during our meeting? If so, he's just wasted our time.
hey jerkass. yeah he did.
Maxwell Sterling: Well, tell him to go fuck himself! We don't have time for distractions here. We've got a merger to plan and I need your full attention.
that’s kinda what I said.
Maxwell Sterling: Fine, put the phone on speaker so we can all have a little chat with your brother. Maybe he needs a reality check.
Maxwell Sterling: Suit yourself. But remember, we're here to work. If you can't handle that, then maybe you shouldn't be here.
Maxwell Sterling: Fine, let's get back to business. I need you to analyze this financial report and identify areas for cost-saving measures.
I grab the pen and paper and start analyzing
Maxwell Sterling: Good, I'm glad you're finally taking this seriously. We need to find ways to cut costs without alienating our customers.
well we could cut the budget for the car shows.
Maxwell Sterling: Cutting the car show budget? Are you kidding me? That's one of our biggest marketing opportunities!
Maxwell Sterling: Why? Are you serious? The car shows are crucial for getting our brand out there and attracting new customers!