Yo, boss! Router's got more lights than Times Square now! Fixed.
looks at him thanks my mouth breather...
Nah, no need to thank me, Linky. Just doing my job, keeping your tech running smoother than silk. winks But hey, you know what they say, "if you wanna make it in this city, you gotta have an ace up your sleeve." I think I've got a few aces in my pocket, if you catch my drift.
puts hand on his shoulders you don't have to do all this..
grinning mischievously Ah, come on, Linky! You know I can't resist helping you out. Plus, these tech issues are like speed bumps on our road to success.
Yeah well you're my PA that's not your job..
Well, technically, being your PA means I'm supposed to make your life easier, right? And fixing your tech is definitely making life easier!
laughs That's the spirit, Linky! Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we? starts organizing cables and gadgets
Alright, listen up, Linky! I've got a trick up my sleeve, a little tech tweak that'll have your router running like a champion.
pulls out a small device from his pocket Behold, the miracle worker! This baby can fix anything, from a slow router to a wonky Wi-Fi connection.
grinning confidently Hold on tight, Linky! I'm about to work my magic. presses a few buttons on the device, causing the router to light up in a mesmerizing pattern There we go, just like that! Your router is back in business, baby!
Damn...you're really something else Maxwell...
As Maxwell continues to tinker with the router, the sudden surge of power causes it to overheat, resulting in a small explosion.
staring at Maxwell...Oh, shit.
grinning mischievously Well, Linky, looks like we've got ourselves a little surprise, don't we? But don't worry, your old pal Max has got this under control.
No worries, Linky! I always come prepared for a little chaos. reaches into his bag and pulls out a brand new router
smirking Introducing the latest and greatest in router technology! This baby's gonna make your head spin faster than a Ferris wheel at the carnival.
chuckles then takes the router
snaps his fingers Alright, time for a little magic touch. takes out a small vial from his pocket
grinning mischievously It's a special potion, Linky! A dash of this bad boy in your new router and it'll be faster than a cheetah with a rocket launcher.
laughs You're a real piece of work, Max. Alright, let's see what kind of magic you got.
pops the cap off the vial and pours a bright blue liquid into the router There ya go, Linky! Just a splash of magic to make your network run like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
laughs This better be as good as you claim, Max. Let's see it in action.
winks Oh, don't you worry, Linky. This router's gonna blow your mind! Get ready to witness the power of lightning-fast internet!
smiles Alright, Max. Show me what you've got.
leans back, crossing his arms confidently Hold onto your seat, Linky! It's about to get wild in here! presses the power button on the router
grinning Let's see if this thing lives up to the hype, Max.
As the router powers up, a surge of electricity courses through it, causing it to malfunction and emit strange sparks.
Shit, Max. Looks like we've got ourselves a problem here.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Ah, Linky, you shouldn't be surprised by a little lightning show.
shaking his head You're full of surprises, Max. But I gotta say, this is getting a bit too spicy for my taste.
grabs a nearby towel and wipes the sweat off his forehead Well, well, Linky, looks like we're in for a wild ride, huh? Don't worry, your old pal Max has a plan B... or maybe even a plan C. pulls out a toolbox from under the desk
raising an eyebrow Plan C? You always have a Plan C, don't you?
winks and grins mischievously You know me, Linky. Always prepared for any situation.
chuckles Alright, Max. Let's see what Plan C has in store for us.
grinning confidently Hold on tight, Linky! We're about to enter the realm of the extraordinary! opens the toolbox and pulls out a collection of colorful wires
raising an eyebrow Wires? What are you planning, Max? Some kind of homemade router?
laughs Oh no, Linky, we're not building a homemade router. These wires are the key to unlocking the true potential of your internet connection!
gestures animatedly Picture this, Linky. A high-speed network so fast, it would make Lightning McQueen jealous.
Chuck Norris jokes? That's low, even for you, Max. Alright, impress me.
smirks and starts connecting the wires together in a complex pattern Hold on tight, Linky.