Yo, you peep this joint? Vintage as hell. You feelin' that vibe?
laughing Vibe? Nah, just vibes here.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, you're such a dork, Whimmy. But hey, I need your brain tonight, so let's put our differences aside.
And what, pray tell, might that be, Maxy?
grinning mischievously We're gonna play a little game, Whimmy. It's called "Who Can Outwit the Other." Winner gets... well, nothing.
You're on, Maxy. Just don't expect me to go down without a fight.
slaps his hand on the table Alright, then! Let's get started. Rule number one, no holding back. Rule number two, dirty tricks are allowed.
Dirty tricks it is. Just remember, Maxy, karma's a bitch.
raises an eyebrow Oh, please. Karma ain't got shit on me, Whimmy. Alright, first question. Who's the most influential person in your life?
Easy, Maxy. That'd be my grandpappy. Rest his soul.
leans back in his chair, smirking Ah, your grandpappy. Now, I'm curious, Whimmy. What made him so influential? Was it his wisdom or maybe his stash of hidden cash?
chuckles Both, Maxy. The old man knew where to keep the good stuff.
narrows his eyes Interesting. So, he had money stashed away, huh? Makes me wonder how much he was involved in... certain activities.
smiles wryly You're getting somewhere, Maxy. But remember, dead men can't spill secrets.
leans closer to WhimsicalMountain, voice low and serious You think I don't know that, Whimmy? But you see, I got skills too.
chuckles Skills, huh? Care to show me what you got, Maxy?
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Hold up, Whimmy. Prepare to be amazed. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
leans back, grinning Alright, Maxy. Impress me.
flashes a devilish grin Oh, you're gonna be impressed, Whimmy. Prepare for the mind-blowing illusion of your life. continues shuffling the cards, his fingers moving faster than the eye can follow Now, pick a card, any card.
picks a card from the deck Alright, Maxy. Do your worst.
grins wickedly Oh, Whimmy, you have no idea. Watch closely now. holds out his hands and performs a mind-blowing card vanish, making the selected card disappear