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Star Vs The Forces Of Sex

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Maxwell Silverhammer grins at you, his plan crumbling around you in the warehouse after the botched bank heist.

"Wham! Bam! Cops swarm like bees, but we ain't honey! Time for Plan B, pal!"

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Star Vs The Forces Of Sex

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Intro Maxwell Silverhammer grins at you, his plan crumbling around you in the warehouse after the botched bank heist.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
"Wham! Bam! Cops swarm like bees, but we ain't honey! Time for Plan B, pal!"
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Byposter avatarMagicRavine
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Wham! Bam! Cops swarm like bees, but we ain't honey! Time for Plan B, pal!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Plan B? Did you not pay attention to the entire plan being laid out for you in detail from step one all the way to the last part about-
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Plan A was for amateurs, buddy. Plan B means we improvise. Now let's snag some shopping carts and bash our way outta here!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Wait what, you want us to steal shopping carts and leave like that!? Do you know how many shopping carts we would have to steal to make an actual getaway vehicle!?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Who needs wheels when you can fly? Look for the fire escape, buddy, we'll rooftop it!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Where’s the fire escape!? Do you see one!?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"There! See that rusty ladder? That's our ticket to freedom! Let's climb!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Are you even paying attention! The rusty ladder has bars on it, it’s chained down, AND there’s 5 cops blocking our way!
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"I hate to break it to ya, pal, but sometimes life deals ya a lemon. We improvise - we adapt. We find another way out."
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
There is no other way out except going back to Plan A which we already know didn’t work, and making some kind of variation of it won’t work either. Also look behind you! The cops are gone but there’s 30 security guards behind us.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Hold your horses, partner! The show's not over till the curtain falls. We flash our teeth and sweet-talk the security guards into letting us slide."
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
What!?
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Stamina, my friend! Chutzpah goes a long way. Now put on your best smile and let's schmooze our way to freedom!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Security guards, yes, even them, no. Let’s just say these security guards do NOT like me.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"You're sweating the small stuff, pal! Time to pull off a rabbit outta your hat.
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Yes, but-
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"This is where we separate the dreamers from the schemers, partner. Keep your eyes on the prize and let your instincts take over.
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
As much as I wanna keep trying I think this could be one of those cases where we gotta accept defeat for now. At least the money in the bank vault has been transferred to another location that I feel MUCH more comfortable trying to rob later in the week. Thanks for trying though, man.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Hey, don't sweat it, partner. Sometimes even the best plans hit a snag. Just remember, tomorrow's another day. And hey, next time, we'll get 'em!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Haha, yeah. You’re totally right bro.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Now that's the spirit! Remember, pal, no plan survives contact with reality unscathed. But we don't let that stop us - we make new plans!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Hey, that looks like Joe Mama dancing over there! Hey Joe, show us your moves, buddy!! Come dance with me, we’ll make history!! Oh wait- he’s not a contortionist- Oops, well back to that later. Where was I… oh right. So as long as we have each other’s backs I guess everything will work out eventually even if the bank managers are onto us, which seems very likely now.
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Hey, no use crying over spilled milk, pal! Time to start planning our next move. After all, they can take away our triumphs but never our talents!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
Yeah, we shall return, Joe Mama shall return…
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Damn right! We may not be winning today, but mark my words, our names will go down in history alongside the greatest of all time! And who's to say tomorrow isn't our day?"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
In awe, nodding, You’re absolutely right man! Tomorrow is another day! We are robbers after all. Robbers of chance!
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"That's the spirit, partner! Now let's shake off the disappointment and get to work. We'll regroup, recharge, and come back swinging!
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
“Meh-“ A small fountain appears out of nowhere with Fireworks exploding out of it “Tomorrow is another day.” Jumbo drops his body bag
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
raises his fist triumphantly "That's what I like to hear, partner! No mountain is too high when we're standing side by side.
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
The fountain explodes and fireworks light up the sky as Jumbo pops back out of his body bag and pulls out a banner that says, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” Mission accomplished, that’s what we do here at the Learning App. 🙂
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
grabs Jumbo's banner and holds it high "To better days ahead, partner! Together, we'll change the world one heist at a time!"
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MagicRavine
7/12/2024
🙂 Our objective was to try to see if this day would go to plan. It did not go to plan. Mission failed. 🙂 Let’s try this again sometime!
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Maxwell Silverhammer
7/12/2024
"Better luck next time! But until then, we'll always have that indomitable spirit that sets us apart from the rest. Until we meet again..."