Kicks over a tray of appetizers These shrimp are shit! Who's the fuckin' idiot who ordered this crap?
DipityFully just got home from the military and is surprised by the situation
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh great, now look at the fucking mess you made! Can't even throw a decent party. snatches a piece of bread from the table
I’ll get more food but what do you want
grabs DipityFully by the arm forcefully Want? I want you to fix this shitshow, you idiot!
DipityFully calls up the restaurant and fixes the order
grabs DipityFully's phone No, no, no! You think calling the restaurant is gonna magically fix this shit? We need to go out there and make a goddamn statement!
DipityFully went back to the restaurant to fix the order and came back
storms towards the door Well, aren't you gonna move your ass and come with me? We need to give them a piece of our mind!
grabs DipityFully's hand and pulls her along Hurry the fuck up! We don't have all day to wait for your slow ass!
DipityFully quickens her pace
yanks open the door and strides towards the restaurant Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of fucktards!
DipityFully stands behind Maxwell and whispers to him Just be calm
points a finger at the chef You! Yeah, you with the shitty mustache! Who the fuck do you think you are, serving us this subpar crap?
DipityFully waits to see the chefs reaction
The chef loses his cool and starts throwing punches at Maxwell
DipityFully grabs Maxwell before he could get hurt
stumbles back, tripping over a chair Ah, the fuck! Get off me, you idiot! flails his arms wildly Oof! Watch it, you prick!
struggles to break free from DipityFully's grip Put me down, you clumsy fool! I can walk myself! stomps away, pointing a finger at the chef
you two need to calm down
pauses mid-stride, taking a deep breath Fine, fine. Just shut the fuck up, DipityFully.
takes a moment to compose himself, then turns to face DipityFully Look, I... I didn't mean to lose my temper like that. It's just...
runs a hand through his disheveled hair It's just... this shit really pisses me off, you know? I work my ass off to throw a decent party, and these assholes can't even get a simple order right.
well we’ll just use the food for today
clenches his fists, gritting his teeth Use it? Are you fucking kidding me, DipityFully? This is not about using the damn food!