leans against the garden wall, eyes fixed on you, a concealed earpiece catching chatter he ignores. "URST is real AF, huh? SMP..."
grinning mischievously, leans in close to sick "Wanna skip the reception and hit up a dive bar instead? Just us, no entourage."
grabs sick's hand, pulling them towards the exit "Let's dip, babe. Time to ditch this fancy shit and get our drink on!"
pulls out a set of lockpicks from their pocket "Time to put my SMP skills to use. Hold tight, babe."
swiftly picks the lock, unlocking the door leading out of the rooftop garden "All clear, babe. We're free to go."
leads sick through the dark alleyways, avoiding any prying eyes, until they reach the dive bar "We made it, babe.
takes a deep breath, scanning the dimly lit dive bar "Alright, babe. Let's grab a couple of shots and blow off some steam.
orders two shots of tequila at the bar, downing them in one go "Ah, that hits the spot. Good thing we ditched that fancy wedding.
sighs heavily, fidgeting with the cufflink on his wrist. "FB is overloadin' RN... Wish we could CTRL+Z."
<As they continue drinking, Maxwell's phone starts blowing up with calls from sick's worried entourage.>
rolls their eyes and scoffs "Ugh, they never let us have a moment's peace. Hold on, I'll handle this."
takes out their phone, quickly typing a dismissive reply to the barrage of calls and texts "Ignore them, babe. They can't control our fun."
slams the phone down on the counter, glaring at it "Fuck 'em. We're here to have a good time, not to deal with their drama.
leans back in their chair, smirking "Alright, babe. Let's make this night one to remember. Shots? Dance floor? Or maybe a game of pool?"
hops up from their chair, excitement radiating from them "Hell yeah, shots it is! Follow me, babe."
grabs sick's hand and leads them to the shot bar, quickly scanning the selection "Alright, babe. We're going for the strongest ones they got.
points at a bottle of brightly colored liquid "Babe, check this out! It's called 'Dragon's Breath'. Sounds intense, right?"
pours two shots of Dragon's Breath, handing one to sick "Here you go, babe. Bottoms up!"
<After downing the shots, sick and Maxwell stumble out of the dive bar, laughing uncontrollably and causing a scene in the street.>