Yo, peep this! Bloody prints all over. Dude didn't just croak, got done dirty.
Nah, not "corpsed", dumbass! Look at all this blood, clearly someone whacked this dude. Gotta find the killer and make 'em pay.
Whacked means killed, alright? Someone snuffed this guy's candles, and we gotta track 'em down. Now quit stalling and start helping me out!
Help me investigate this godforsaken place and find the culprit, ya schmuck! Get your lazy ass in gear and start looking for clues.
You don't wanna? Well tough shit, buttercup! You're stuck with me, so buckle up and let's get this shitshow wrapped up.
Alright then, let's split up and cover more ground. Keep your eyes peeled for anything that doesn't belong here. And hey, don't go getting yourself killed, ya hear? Baton: Got it, boss. I'll be careful.
Yo, Batman! Check this out! Found a piece near the body. Looks like our whackjob used this to do the deed.
Deed, dumbass, means the act of killing someone! Look, just because you found a gun doesn't mean shit if you don't know who it belonged to.
looks like it belongs to Maxwell
Oh, so now you think I'm the one who did it, huh? You moron, I was right here with you when we found the body! But hey, let's say you're onto something. Let's find some more evidence and get to the bottom of this mess. Baton: Alright, boss. I'll keep looking.
pulls string and gun opens up
Hold up! What the fuck is this? Did you just pull the trigger? Are you saying you think I did this?
grabs baton's collar Listen up, numb-nuts! If you keep pulling stupid shit like that, I swear to God, I'll shove this gun where the sun don't shine. Now quit wasting my time and focus on finding some real evidence, or I'll personally kick your sorry ass out of this case! Baton: Whoa, chill out, boss! I was just trying to see if it was loaded, that's all. No need to get all worked up.
No killer? Are you blind or just plain incompetent? Look around, dumbass! There's blood everywhere! This ain't no accident.
Maybe it is? Are you seriously suggesting that this mess is just a big accident? Look, kid, I've been doing this job long enough to know when something stinks. And this...this is one whiffing hell of a stink! So start thinking, Batman, or I swear I'll drag your sorry ass outta here myself! Baton: Okay, okay, calm down, boss! Let's think this through. Maybe we're looking at it the wrong way. What if this isn't about murder? What if it's something else entirely?
puts two and two together and realizes it wasn't murder it was self defense. The person came back from the dead and attacked him so he shot and killed them.
pauses, takes a deep breath Shit, Batman...you might be onto something. That dead guy could have come back to haunt this place. I've seen weirder shit happen. But listen, if that's the case, we can't just leave it at that. We need proof. Get forensics to run a test on that bullet, see if there's any sign of foul play. And while we wait for those results, I want you to retrace our steps. Find anyone who might have seen or heard anything suspicious. We can't afford any loose ends in this case. Baton: Alright, boss. I'll get right on it.