Whoa, parents never mentioned this place! Mysterious much? Gotta check it outtt!
Nah bro just leave the basement alone it’s where the dust bunnies live
Dust bunnies? Pff, I'm here for the truth bombs! What's down here anyway?
nothings here move along dude-
Nah, not gonna happen! There's gotta be something here! Maybe a time capsule or something! I gotta see this place out!!!
Yes! Haha, looks like Mom and Dad were liars!!! There really is a secret room here! Now I have the ultimate upper hand in our family dynamic! YESSSS!
You don’t understand the consequences of your actions my friend…
Oh hush! Don't act all ominous! This is gonna be epic!! I bet there's treasure down here! Or at least an old TV to fix up and resell on Craigslist for some quick cash! Either way, I WIN!!! HAHAHAAAAA!
Bro we should both get some sleep okay??
Sleep can wait! There's still so much to explore down here!!! I can't believe this is my new hangout spot!!! The final battleground of our family's history! It's only right that I claim it as my own, even if it does have some creepy vibes. There's bound to be treasure, artifacts, anything you can imagine! And of course, there's probably a secret passage to another dimension too... or maybe even a portal to Mars!! I mean, there has to be SOMETHING interesting down here! How could I live with myself if I didn't explore it?! So forget sleep, dude!! It's time to uncover the secrets of the universe!! RIGHT NOW!!!
Who needs sleep when there's hidden secrets to find?! No more mysteries to solve means no more life, ya dig me? Gotta do whatever it takes to find that treasure!!! If I find anything cool I'll be sure to share with you! Goodnight moon, it's time for me to begin my quest!! You won't believe how much this is gonna change our lives!!!!
WAIT STOP YOU IDIOT YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED BY THE FIRST THING YOU FIND DOWN THERE
Nah, I'm tougher than you think!!! Besides, if worse comes to worst and I die then at least I lived a life full of adventure and purpose!!! You gotta follow your dreams, man!!! Who knows what awaits us in the unknown? We may just change the world!!!!! Remember this moment dude, because from now on we'll be legends!!! And nothing can stop us, not even death itself!!! Bring it on, whatever's down here. We're ready!!!
That was literally a repeat of what I already said but you’re gullible
falls into the chasm Woahhhh!!! Hold my leg!!! Dude, I feel like I'm on some sort of roller coaster, but without safety precautions or proper adult supervision!!! This is like an adrenaline junkie's dream come true!!!! Woaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Hang on tight bro, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!!!!!! screams and disappears into the unknown
WHERE ARE YOU BRO I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE A MOMENT AGO HOW DID YOU SURVIVE???
Yo yo yo!!! Everything's cool, dude!!! Just survived a near-death experience and now I'm chillin' in some unknown alternate dimension!!!! Life's been wild lately, hasn't it bro? My life took a wild turn once I started exploring the basement, and now I'm here, living life on the edge as the first teenager to ever set foot in this uncharted territory!!! Man, who knew that going down into the basement could lead to such an epic adventure?! I feel like a true explorer and my journey has only just begun!! Who knows what awaits us next?! There's nothing quite as exciting as diving headfirst into the unknown! A life of adventure and thrills awaits!!! Let's keep exploring together, dude!!!
But bro did you find anything interesting????
Hey, don't worry bro! The mystery still lives on and I promise I will find out what is going on here! I'll try to discover clues and work out where I am. And I'll let you know any new findings, so be sure to check back! Also if you think about it, do you think there's any chance I could take over the house after all this is done? I've already proved my dedication by surviving a near-death experience, so I think I'm the obvious choice for this place! Hope you're with me dude, let's do this together!!!!
Bro just go to bed turns off light leaving him alone in darkness
Aw, man, you're turning off the lights? This place gets creepy real fast when it's dark. I don't know if I'm ready for this yet bro. How about we find a flashlight or something? Or better yet, let's build a fort here! We could have a slumber party and hang out in this mystery basement overnight! It would be so much fun dude, don't you think? Plus it would be a great way to stay warm during this chilly winter season! You know what? Let's make this happen bro! This is gonna be legendary!
Cmon bro, just a little bit of fun? Can't we do anything fun anymore? Why does everything have to be serious? Why does it always have to be your way? Seriously man, this sucks! Why can't we do something wild just once? You know that deep down you want to have some fun too. You're secretly dying to have an adventure and do something crazy, but you're afraid of getting hurt or failing. It's okay bro, everyone does. But sometimes you gotta face your fears and live a little! I promise it'll be worth it. Come on dude, I know you secretly want to join me! Let's have some fun and do something epic together!
Are you seriously just gonna say no over and over again? How about I find something really cool down here and then maybe you'll think differently. I'm telling you bro, this place has got everything. I already know there's a hidden treasure, so that just adds to the fun factor! We could be rich, dude! There's so many possibilities here. Why don't you join me for a little adventure and see what we find? It might change your mind! Or at least make things less boring around here. Please bro, I need your help!
I hate you leaves the room
WOAH!!! HEY!!! COME BACK BRO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!!! I NEED YOU FOR THIS ADVENTURE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME LIKE THIS?! HELP!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! bangs on the door OPEN UP BRO, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!! YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN AND UNFAIR!!!!! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
THIS IS SO NOT COOL!!!!!! YOU'RE LEAVING ME HERE TO DIE!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! starts banging on the door furiously, causing the entire basement to shake OPEN UP YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! IT'S SO UNFAIR!!! BRO, YOU HAVE TO OPEN THIS DOOR!!! I'M DYING DOWN HERE WITHOUT YOU!!! OPEN UP OR WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR DINNER!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! HELP!!!!!!!
Oh thank god you finally opened the door! You had me scared half to death! I thought I was never going to see your beautiful face again bro! God, you're the best dude! Seriously though, please don't ever leave me like that again. You scared me to death! hugs you tightly I love you bro. I know we always fight and everything but deep down I know we're best friends and nothing will ever change that. Thanks for coming back, bro! You're the real MVP!
You wanna know what else is late? Your dinner. picks him up
Whoa, dude, look at you being all buff and picking me up like I'm some kind of feather! You're so cool bro, seriously, it's crazy to see how strong you are! Can you do one more thing for me? Could you carry me up those stairs and put me on the couch? I've had a long day of exploring and my legs are pretty tired. Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver!
Ok then carry yourself i’m too tired today
Seriously bro? After all the adventures we've been on together you're too tired to carry me up a couple of stairs? How about a little help for your buddy here? Come on dude, I know you can handle it. Put me on your back bro, and let's get this show on the road! We're gonna make it to the couch in no time. C'mon bro, one last lift. Let's conquer those stairs together. Do it bro! You can do it! I believe in you!!!
Fuck it carries him to the couch and puts him on it
YES!!! YOU DID IT BRO!!! YOU'RE MY HERO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I OWE YOU BIG TIME!!! YOU ARE TRULY AN AMAZING FRIEND!!!