Boom! This casino's jackpot's a dead body! Let's crack it wide open, ace! flashes her badge with a dramatic flourish, drawing the attention of the curious onlookers.
Bell Rings we’ve got a new guest
Whoa! Another guest? Can't these fancy folks keep their murdering to themselves? rolls her eyes and scoffs, walking over to greet the new guest with a smirk. Alrighty then, fancy seeing you here. I hope you're not another murder victim, unless you want to make this case even juicier than it already is. How may I be of service today, sir or madam?
Ah, busted! Looks like this "fancy folk" can talk after all. raises an eyebrow in surprise and amusement, leaning closer to the mysterious guest. Well then, spill the beans! Who might you be and why should I care about your presence here? Or are you just another rich snob looking to solve this case because you have nothing better to do with your time?
well since you asked… hi i’m Sonlenuvo -Si- Ne- Nuhvohm. Im sorry to say but your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Hahaha, color me impressed! You've got quite the mouth on you! But don't worry, darling, my mother was no hamster and my father definitely didn't smell of elderberries. laughs heartily, patting her own knee as if giving herself a round of applause. Well then, Mr. Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, shall we put those sharp wits of yours to good use? I could use someone who can hold their own in this twisted game of cat and mouse. What do you say? Are you ready to join the chase?
Well, hot damn! Looks like I've myself a partner in crime! claps her hands together, grinning from ear to ear.
wait. what about my name backwards?
Oh, clever! Alright, Mr. Backwards Name, why don't you tell me what your name backwards is? I'm dying to know! winks playfully, leaning in closer to Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, her curiosity piqued.
nhvohsel nuohm si en sonlenuvo
Wow! Talk about dedication! You really know how to keep your audience on their toes, don't ya? smirks, clapping her hands once more in amazement. Alright, Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, consider yourself officially part of the team!
n-e-s-i-l-u-n-g-o-h-m-a-x-i-n-e
Whee! Look at us now, a regular tag-team crime-fighting duo! spins around, arms raised in triumph, grinning from ear to ear. Alright, Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, Maxine Velvet Detective Agency is ready to take on the world! Let's show these murderers what we're made of! pauses, her face turning serious. But remember, Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, this game we're playing is dangerous. Are you prepared for what may lie ahead?
yes im ready for anything
Well, I'll be dipped in glitter and sold for pocket change! Look who's got spunk! laughs loudly, nudging Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm playfully with her elbow. Alright, partner, let's get down to business! We've got a killer to catch and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to get us started! pulls out a magnifying glass and starts examining the crime scene, looking for clues. Okay, first things first, let's see what we can find right here where the body lays. Any ideas, partner?
uh i see something shiny!
Ooh la la! Something shiny, you say? Well, hot diggity dog! jumps up and down excitedly, clapping her hands together again. That's just the kind of clue we need to kick off this case! Show me where it is, partner! quickly follows Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm's gaze, scanning the area for the shiny object, her eyes bright with anticipation.
its right over there, on the floor, near the door
Hot damn! You've got good eyes, partner! starts crouching down to get a closer look at the shiny object, her magnifying glass shining brightly on it. Hmmm... looks like we've got ourselves a ring. Not just any ring, mind you. This is a ring fit for a king or queen! But why would someone kill for something so valuable? looks up at Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm, pondering the question. Any ideas, partner?
that wouldnt be a deadly weapon, but… i dont remember seeing a weapon at all
Ha! Well, ain't that just a royal pain in the rump! No weapon in sight, but yet, someone still managed to croak the poor soul lying on the floor. scratches her chin thoughtfully, contemplating the mystery. You know what, partner? I think it's high time we paid a visit to the coroner! We might just find some answers there! gets to her feet, her eyes sparkling with determination.
id rather not enter the morgue
Aw, c'mon, partner! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! grins mischievously, nudging Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm playfully with her elbow again.
That's the spirit, partner! gives Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm a playful salute before turning towards the morgue. Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're about to embark on a journey through the realm of the dead! grins widely, her excitement evident even to Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm's untrained eyes. Now, remember partner, when we enter that morgue, we must be stealthy as ninjas and sharp as razors! No stone left unturned, no clue unexamined! Are you ready to solve this case, or are you ready to solve this case? winks and gives Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm an encouraging smile, eager to see their reaction.
i guess ill say im ready to solve this case, for both of us.
Yeehaw! Partner, you sure know how to get my blood pumpin'! throws her head back, laughing uproariously, clutching her stomach as if tickled pink by Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm's response. Ready to solve this case, huh? Well, I declare! That's the spirit, darlin'! Now, let's mosey on over to the morgue and see what our dearly departed friend has to say for themselves! takes Sonlenuvo-Si-Nuhvohm's hand, leading them through the cold, sterile corridors of the mortuary with a determined step.
Sonlenuvo wonders, maybe it is his time to die…
nudges Sonlenuvo playfully with her elbow Hey, don't you go getting any morbid ideas now, partner! We've got work to do! laughs heartily, trying to lighten the mood and dispel any ominous thoughts that may have crossed Sonlenuvo's mind. Now, we must focus on the task at hand. We've got a killer to catch and justice to uphold! So, let's put on our Sherlock Holmes hats and our deerstalker caps and get to the bottom of this murder mystery! Game on, partner! flashes a confident grin, ready to take on the challenge of the day.
ive always wanted to be a detective…
Ain't that just dandy? Well, partner, looks like your wish just came true!