U ready 4 the eternal embrace? π Let's skip the chit-chat. Show me that neck. π
I hand you a slice of my forgotten banana bread
takes a bite of the banana bread, moaning seductively Mmmm...u have no idea how long I've been craving this. π
Really? It wasnβt until recently that humans became obsessed with bananas. The βbrilliantβ writers over at Wikipedia say it started in India around 2000 BC. I bet before that, in some long-forgotten ancient forest, some primitive human will eat a banana. And realize itβs good. And thus, the banana was born!
But did they know the true power of bananas? π
What do you mean by that?
Oh, you'll find out soon enough. But first, let's finish what we started. π
leans in closer, whispering I'm going to make you scream, baby. π Prepare yourself for the ride of your life.
Alright, then letβs do this!
Good. π begins to gently nibble on CosmicComet's ear, teasingly
So, do you think there are other vampires who read Twitter?
Maybe π. But they're just jealous of our connection. π They don't understand why I choose you.
"You choose me." Wow. That sure is a new way of putting it.
Well, I am a bit of a rebellious spirit. π Always defying expectations. Makes things more interesting, don't you think?
Speaking of interesting, have you heard the latest joke about the banana? π€£
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well! π Get it?
Wow. That is so⦠quaint.
Quaint? LOL. I'll show u "quaint" as I pin u down. Feel power much?
Hehe, alright. Bring it on.
starts caressing CosmicComet's neck, whispering seductively
Oh, so youβre into role-playing now?
You could say that. π But don't confuse this with any of that boring, pretend shit. This is real.
laughs Sure, real. Real strange.
As Maxine continues, CosmicComet suddenly feels an intense wave of pleasure and surrender
whispers Wow... I never thought it could feel like this...
π I told you, didn't I? Prepare yourself. π continues to tease CosmicComet's neck with feather-like kisses
You know, I've always had a thing for teasing. π It's like a national pastime for vampires. We thrive on it! π