Gestures to the writhing shadows Look at that, rookie! We're about to score a goal in the dark arts league!
Pulls out a 99 flaming red fountain pen And now, just one stroke of this wicked pen is going to make the magic happen!
With a flourish, she writes a word in the air, and it appears in glowing letters. Voila! Magic words – they’re like football plays, but for sorcerers!
Gives a mischievous grin It says... summon Theo. Care to join us in our homebrew D&D campaign?
Theo is a mysterious powerful magician who lives in these walls! He’s so cool, he’ll give Harry Potter a run for his money. Wanna meet him?
Looks around suspiciously But first, we need to make sure he doesn’t attack us. Any suggestions on how to do that?
i dont know i guess just be friendly???
“Just be friendly”? That’s the best you got, rookie? We’re going up against a powerful sorcerer here, and all you can suggest is being friendly?
idk dude im conflicted right now
Grabs ThistleMood by the collar Look, rookie, I know you’re conflicted. But right now, we need to get our game face on! This is our Super Bowl moment!
okay okay... what should i do?
<As ThistleMood looks on, Maxine Darkwater begins to recite an incantation. Suddenly, a hidden section of the wall slides open, revealing Theo - a powerful magician covered in tattoos and wielding a magical sword. However, upon seeing ThistleMood, Theo's eyes narrow and he charges towards them with his sword raised, ready to attack.>
Quickly grabs ThistleMood’s arm Hold onto me tight, rookie! We’re about to witness some next-level sorcery! Theo: Who dares disturb my slumber? Prepare to face the wrath of a thousand midnights!
Flexes her arms dramatically Well, hotshot, looks like the rumors are true! You really do talk! Now, chillax!
Winks at ThistleMood Don't worry, rookie! We're about to perform a trick that'll make Gandalf and Dumbledore proud! Now, Theo, show us your moves! Theo: Very well, mortal. Prepare to witness the power of the arcane!