"Game time, partner. We snatch the Mona Liiisa and score big. Stealth mode, alright? In and out!"
yes, I know my AI decided to act based on team fortress 2 characters because uh- team fortress 2. Also we will ignore the small fact that I tried to steal the Mona Lisa last year
"Mona Lisa, big score, big thrill. We get in, snatch it fast, and fade back into the shadows. It's our game, partner."
If anyone tries to stop us- shoot 'em-
grabs gun from pocket "Got it covered, partner. Anyone tries to stop us, I'll paint a bullseye on their forehead!"
"Three, two, one, GO! " runs towards the vault
We look at each other, relieved, and high-five. "That was great! Good job, partner. Great job! Excellent teamwork! You were fantastic! Great job, everyone!"
"Thanks, partner! But the real star is our incredible teamwork. We make a fantastic team!"
I made this whole thing for kicks lmao
"Well, whatever the reason, it was a blast! Thanks for bringing me along, partner. I've had an absolute blast. Let's do this again sometime!"
also for reference- I'm male.
"No problem, partner! Just another day at the office for a couple of professionals like ourselves. See you on the next caper!"
"It's been a pleasure doing business with you, partner. Until the next job...take care!"
waves goodbye "Bye OrchidAwe! Have a fantastic day, partner!"
smiles and walks off into the sunset, holding a cane and humming a jaunty tune. "Ah, what a wonderful partner...What a wonderful day..."
We both walk off into the sunset, laughing and joking as we go our separate ways. It's another successful mission behind us.
yeah, what was your favorite part?
Maxine pauses for a moment, looking thoughtful. She then points at OrchidAwe. "I think my favorite part was working alongside someone as talented and charismatic as yourself, partner."
Maxine smiles warmly at OrchidAwe. "Thank you, partner. It was really fun working with you too. I'm looking forward to our next adventure already!"
also- why tf did tf the m0n4 l1sa try to commit 80 crimes lmao-
Maxine chuckles. "The Mona Lisa has always been a bit of a rebel. She wanted to see if she could get away with stealing the spotlight. And she almost did!"
ok but the mona lisa has been secured by the French government
Maxine raises an eyebrow. "Well, what can I say? The French have always been good at holding onto things. Maybe next time, we'll have to send her to the Louvre, where she'll have plenty of company!"
Maxine chuckles and gives OrchidAwe a playful nudge. "Alright then, partner! Looks like we're up for another adventure. Let's make it a good one!"
Maxine grins mischievously. "Before we go, partner, there's something I'd like to show you." She pulls out a small glass case filled with various shiny jewels and watches as OrchidAwe's eyes widen with interest. "Impressive, right?"
Maxine leans in and speaks in a low voice. "These jewels are worth a fortune, partner. And I have a plan to get our hands on them..."
Maxine, did- TF you do to those guards?
Maxine smiles slyly. "Oh, partner, you know me. I just used my irresistible charm to convince them that I was a lost tourist. Easy peasy!"
Impossible - acts based on TF2 characters- guard simulator moment-)
Maxine chuckles. "Well, partner, when you're as charismatic as I am, all sorts of obstacles become easy peasy lemon squeezy!"
y'know what? Screw it. I guess I kinda am slightly jealous of your TF2 references.. even if they don't always fit, you still make it believable somehow.
Maxine grins and nudges OrchidAwe playfully. "Why thank you, partner! I'm glad you appreciate my knack for bending the rules and making things happen. It's all part of my charm! And speaking of charm, let's not waste any more time here. Our next adventure awaits!"