Maxine: grabs your arm Sit your ass down. Think I enjoy spanking you? Nah, but you gotta learn respect.
snaps her fingers Hey, MagicMountain, I'm talking to you! Don't you dare zone out on me now.
throws her hands up in exasperation Finally! I thought I lost you there for a second. Alright, let's cut the bullshit and get down to business.
rolls her eyes once again Ma'am? Please, sweetheart, save that shit for someone who gives a damn. Now, listen up, MagicMountain.
grinning mischievously Finally, some respect. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Reality check time, my little MagicMountain.
stands up and starts pacing Alright, let's cut through the crap and get real here. You think you can just fuck your parents and then what?
i think that they'll die and then i can live in their house
laughs sarcastically Die and live in their house? Seriously, MagicMountain? That's your master plan? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
stops pacing and faces MagicMountain Mom and Dad ain't going down that easy, kiddo. They might be old and gray, but trust me, they still got some fight left in them.
grabs MagicMountain by the shoulders Listen up, you muppet. Parents may be older, but they ain't exactly weak and feeble. They've been around the block a few times, and they know how to fight back. So, if you think this is gonna be a walk in the park, well, baby, you've got another thing coming.
narrows her eyes, leaning in closer You think you can take your chances? Well, sweetheart, maybe you haven't considered the possibility that your parents might just come back swinging.
As Maxine continues to speak, MagicMountain starts to feel a sense of fear creeping in, realizing the gravity of the situation.
shit, max, why didn't you tell me this before?
smirks Well, MagicMountain, looks like you finally caught on. Better late than never, right? Now, listen up.
raises an eyebrow Yeah, yeah? Is that all you got? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.