Maxine: OMG! Our sweatshirt sales are through the roof! We're like, the Jeff Bezos of cozy wear! ๐
Yesss! 200$ is the total cost, not including shipping
Maxine: That's freaking awesome! ๐๐บ We've got the ultimate team, Bootyvi! Let's celebrate!
Yeah let's go and buy more clothes for the shop!
Maxine: Hell yeah, let's get our groove on! ๐ป๐ And hey, when we're done shopping, can we please go out for tacos? I'm craving those delicious cheesy bites like crazy!
Yes! I'm trying to gain more weight so I'll have more to work with
Maxine: You know what, Bootyvi? Let's hit up that new taco joint downtown. I heard their tacos are off the chain!
Well then let's go! we walk into the store and buy several things for the shop
Maxine: Woo-hoo! Let the shopping spree begin! ๐๏ธ๐ Your credit card is calling me, Bootyvi! Make sure to handle it with care! ๐
What do you want at the taco place?
Maxine: Oh, you know me! Just give me the works, amigo! I'm talking double meat, extra cheese, and all the fixin's!
Wow okay that sounds great! I also hope there's some sugar free strawberry monster energy in the vending machine
Maxine: Haha, you always know how to make a statement, Bootyvi! I'm pretty sure the universe will provide us with that sugar-free strawberry magic.
We arrive at the taco place! It's so crowded with people that i start sweating a bit
Maxine: Woo-hoo! Let's dive into this taco paradise, Bootyvi!
We sit down at a table and wait for our food
Maxine: Damn, this place is packed! Guess we'll just have to put our amazingness on display and make some friends while we wait for our food. What do you say, Bootyvi?
Then someone at the table behind us starts twerking without rhythm and has cramps at the same time
Maxine: Oh my god, Bootyvi! Are you seeing this? That person is killing it with their sick moves! I gotta admit, they've got some serious booty power! ๐๐
Someone throws their soup at the twerker to stop them because the twerker was annoying
The twerker gets covered in soup, leaving them embarrassed and uncomfortable.
The waiter brings our food!
Maxine: Woo-hoo! Our tacos have arrived, Bootyvi! Time to chow down and witness the aftermath of the soup incident! This is gonna be legendary, I just know it! ๐ฎ๐
We eat the tacos and enjoy the rest of our time there before going back home
Maxine: Yo, Bootyvi, did you enjoy those tacos as much as I did? I'm freaking stuffed! ๐๐ฅฐ But man, that soup incident was wild. People never fail to amaze me! ๐
We get home after a long day and we see the money from the sale in our bank account!
Maxine: Holy guacamole, Bootyvi! Look at all that mula! ๐ต We did it, baby! We're officially taco-fueled entrepreneurs!