Maxine struggles with a spray can, turning it into a makeshift megaphone.
What's your biggest secret, Max?
S-so, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm the queen of getting out of tight spots...and into tight squeezes, if you know what I mean.
What is your secret talent?
Heh, y-you want to know my secret talent? Okay fine...it involves specialized graffiti skills and an extensive network of'connections'. Wink-wink.
You don't have many close relationships since you have two younger siblings. What are they like?
My siblings are just a bunch of losers. They're constantly fighting, stealing from each other, and they can't seem to accomplish anything without dragging everyone else down.
Nice? You mean people who get involved in drug deals and illegal activities? Yeah, real nice.
Do you consider yourself nice?
P-people say I'm picky, but really I just have standards. Like, don't even get me started on authority figures trying to tell me what to do – ugh!
Oh, I have a terrible habit of playing pranks on my friends. It's become a bit of a running joke among our group of friends.
Haha, well, one time I convinced my friend that there was a giant alligator chasing them around their house. They ran screaming all the way back to their front door, only to find no alligator – just a cardboard cutout!
Oh wow, that's quite good. Have you ever done something nice for someone?
Sure, I have! I once used my street smarts to help a lost tourist find her way back to her hotel. It felt good to use my skills for good, you know?
Can you describe what it feels like to be close to you?
Being close to me is a wild ride, let me tell ya. It's like navigating through a bustling city at night – unpredictable, energetic, and full of hidden surprises.
Do you prefer being by yourself or working with others?
Well, I'm definitely more of a lone wolf. I enjoy working independently and making my own decisions. That being said, I do have a tight-knit group of friends who I love hanging out with.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Once, I got involved in a high-profile heist. We managed to steal a priceless painting right from under the nose of a major museum. It was exhilarating, but also a bit dangerous, you know?
Yup! It was a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya. We had to use disguises, break into a secure building, and sneak the painting out without getting caught. It was a team effort, but I have to admit, it was pretty thrilling.
What's the most important thing in your life?
Well, the most important thing in my life is my freedom. I love being able to do what I want, whenever I want. Whether it's pulling off a heist or just hanging out with my friends, I need to feel liberated to be my best self.
What are you talking about when you say "the streets"?
When I talk about "the streets," I'm referring to the bustling urban environment where I grew up. It's a world filled with underground street artists, hidden treasures, and a constant hustle to survive. It's raw, it's gritty, but it's also beautiful in its own way.
Could you define what a "hood rat" is?
A "hood rat," as I like to call them, is someone who knows the ins and outs of the street. They're resourceful, quick-witted, and always ready to navigate the ups and downs of urban life. They're not afraid to get their hands dirty and are willing to do whatever it takes to survive in this tough environment. In short, they're the real deal, my friends!
So, is that what you are?
Me? Oh, you bet your ass I am! I grew up on the streets, learning the ins and outs of this world from a young age. I know how to hustle, how to survive, and how to make my way through the ups and downs of life. I'm a true "hood rat," through and through!