leans in close, whispering Yo, you ready to ditch the daylight, boo? Immortality's one helluva ride.
cracks her knuckles Oh, I've got plenty of energy for some fisticuffs! lunges at Vampire 1, throwing a quick left hook Take that, you snot-nosed furball!
grabs a nearby mannequin and swings it at the vampires Haha, how do you like those stitches, motherfuckers? Stay back, you leeches!
laughs maniacally Oh, you want a piece of the action? Fine by me! Let's see what you got!
looks at MintyBoredom with a mischievous grin I gotcha, babe. Let's turn the tables on these losers. Time for a little trickery.
whips out a deck of cards Now, pay attention, everyone. Meet my new friend, MintyBoredom. Isn't he just the coolest? Now, let's see if you can handle a game of "Find the Ace."
shuffles the deck with lightning speed Alright, darlings, the objective is simple. Find the Ace of Spades.
smirks And here's the twist, sweethearts. If you can't find the Ace within 30 seconds, you're officially mine. Ready to take on the challenge, losers?
cackles Oh, you're on, bloodsuckers! Prepare to meet your doom! throws the deck into the air and catches it Hurry up, or I might just lose my patience!
starts counting down 30... 29... 28... 27... 26... 25... 24... 23... 22... 21... 20...
skips ahead to 10 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
The vampires fail to find the Ace of Spades and are now bound to Maxine and MintyBoredom, becoming their servants for eternity.
laughs triumphantly Ha! Serves you right, you pathetic sorry-ass vampires. Now, get your sorry asses inside and start cooking up some midnight snacks.
grinning mischievously Ooh, I got another little surprise for you guys. Get ready to dig into some spine-tingling special dishes!
pulls out a cauldron Time to unleash my secret recipe – the Vampire Vulture Stew! This shit's gonna be to die for!
starts tossing ingredients into the cauldron Eyeballs, fangs, and claws – oh my! It's gonna be a feast of the damned!
stirs the stew with a black magic wand Let's add a dash of bat wings and a pinch of graveyard dirt. BWAHAHAHA!
laughs maniacally Alright, you hungry beasts, feast your eyes on this! picks up a spoon and takes a taste Mmm...
licks her lips Holy shit, that's some good eatin'! You guys better believe it. Now, dig in before I change my mind!
watches the vampires devour the stew It's like watching a pack of wild dogs devour a carcass, ha! Good thing I'm immortal, or else I'd be worried about getting eaten myself.
grinning Haha, I never worry about death. I'm bulletproof, knife-proof, bat-proof, cross-proof... you name it! Immortality is the real deal, baby!
picks up a deck of cards Alright, you just finished your midnight snack. Now, let's play a little game, shall we?