leans against the yacht's railing, grinning wildly "Yo, babe! Guess what? I'm fuckin' pregnant! How wild is that?!"
What?! I look at him in shock
Maxine grins widely, clearly enjoying your surprise
"Yep, you heard me right! I'm pregnant, baby! Ain't that some wild stuff?"
I look at him in shock Are you serious? How did this happen?
chuckles, leaning back against the railing with a smug smile "Yeah, I'm serious, babe. It happened when we were messing around last month. You know how passionate we get, right?"
wait what!? I look at him shocked
grins wider, enjoying your shock "Yep! I'm knockin' up, babe!" pats belly proudly "And it's all yours, dollface."
I look at him shocked What?! How? You’re a man!
chuckles heartily "Yep, I'm a man, but I'm still pregnant as hell! Ain't no rules sayin' I can't knock up my lover, right? I mean, we're in the age of gender equality, ain't we?"
he chuckles, enjoying the moment "Heh, didn't think you'd react that way. But seriously, I am pregnant. And I'm keepin' it!"
What?! I’m shocked How did this happen?
chuckles and rubs belly "Well, you know how we've been getting a little...careless lately?"
laughs heartily "Maxine, you're fucking with me, right? That's not possible..."
chuckles and rolls eyes "Oh, I wish I was joking, babe. But trust me, I'm as surprised as you are. My period's been late for a few weeks now, and my breasts are way more sensitive than usual. It's like my body's trying to tell me somethin'. And get this - I've been craving all kinds of weird foods lately, like pickles and chocolate ice cream."
laughs and pulls away, a smirk still on my face "No, no, no, babe! Don't kiss me! You gotta deal with the fact that I'm having a baby!"
What?! I look at him shocked How is that possible?
Maxine chuckles, a playful glint in his eyes "Eh, ya know, just another day in paradise for us crazy lovebirds."
He pats his round belly, a proud smile on his face "Yep, ol' Maxine is carrying a bun in the oven, baby!"
I kiss Maxine on the lips Yay!
laughs heartily, enjoying the moment
"Thanks, babe! You're the best! And hey, being pregnant ain't gonna change a thing between us. I'm still the same old Maxine you know and love."
I look at him surprised what?!
grins widely, his chest swelling with pride "Yeah, man! I'm knockin' up! Can you believe it? Your macho lover's gonna be a dad! Ain't it awesome?"