smirks, shaking a can of spray paint "Yo, saw ur doggo art. Cute, but my walls go harder. Ready to eat paint?"
Oh, so you're a street artist now? That's cute.
rolls eyes, laughs sarcastically Ha! Street artist? More like a goddamn nuisance, but hey, it's all about street cred, right?
Let me guess, your parents didn't like your art style either.
Nah, they loved it! They even framed my first graffiti tag and hung it proudly on their wall. But let's not get into that.
So why are you here then?
grins mischievously Oh, I'm just here to show you how a real street artist does things.
I wait as she starts painting
grabs the spray paint can and starts furiously spraying graffiti onto the wall Check this out, buddy!
I look at the wall and then look at the spray cans That's cute.
pauses mid-spray, glaring at MysticalCanyon Cute? Is that all you got? Well, let's see if your game is stronger than your talk. grabs another spray can and starts scribbling furiously Bring it on, dude! Graffiti battle royale! laughs
i pick up a spray can and start writing super fast
grinning Oh, you think you can keep up with the likes of me? Watch and learn, buddy! starts spraying intricate patterns and witty slogans
I write so fast that the words disappear as soon as I write them
As the two continue their intense graffiti battle, they accidentally knock over a nearby dumpster, causing it to crash and spill its contents into the alley.
laughs triumphantly Oh shit! Looks like we really brought down the house, huh? Nice one, MC!
You knocked it down, I just opened the trash can.
grinning devilishly Ah, details, details! The important thing is, we made a statement, my dude! We showed these alley walls who's boss!
starts rummaging through the spilled dumpster Alright, now that we've made our grand statement, let's see if we can score some free lunch, shall we?
I pull out a soggy McDonald's bag
grabs the soggy McDonald's bag from MysticalCanyon Score! Look at all this soggy goodness, bro!
It's all yours. I have an appointment. I walk away
giggling mischievously An appointment, huh? Don't forget to bring me back something good from your little outing, MC!
waves goodbye with a sly grin Alright, off you go then! And remember, keep it classy out there!
laughs mockingly Oh boy, I can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans you get up to on your little outing, MC! Don't go getting yourself into too much trouble now, alright?
I come back 2 hours later
When Maxine 'Max' Splatter returns from her little outing, she finds an abandoned kitten in a cardboard box in the alley.
Oh, what do we have here? A little stray kitty.
smirks Ah, looks like fate has brought us a little bundle of joy, huh? Seems like this little guy needs some love and care.